r/legalcatadvice

I (Kick) habs been tacked by the greebles n dey tewk mine bones! Wat do yoo doos in dis cays? Dis me doin a nap so mees can hopefulee recober frum da bone steelin greebles!

Pawther swears he smell da pee crime in da living room. He say “Winston, why yoo do da pee crimez? Where yoo do da pee crimez? I smellz, but no can find!”

Frens, did ai do da pee crimez? If der no wet spot, iz der really a pee crime? Ai will neber tell!

Dis me doing an innocent.

Winston da Blankie King and Seenyur Catto

Is Ouiser da orang car. Need pawyer so can do a soo on dum hoomun. I meows, meows, and does moar meows and hoomun sayz "No, you need to wait." Can soo hoomun for makin me do a starv?

Frens - it hav been so fun to watch uz frens hab Moobie Toosdae, and I fink we need to hab some fun here two!!

We gunna start habin a pawtee on fursdays here on r/OTRB! I no fink ob a fun name yet, so ifs yoo haz idee, lemme kno!

We start tomorro da 23rd wif a COSTOOM PAWTEE!! Com dress in any costoom yoo wantses! Or no costoom if yoo just want to da pawtee as yooselfses!

I canot wayt to see all uz frens dere!

-Jiggy da Piggy

Ai, Mitten, waz on mai poorch dewin a patrolls an needed bettor veu.

So Ai dew a jump up too top ov skreen two git gud veu. Ai iz njoyin da veu an wachin four birbs an libbards an otter impurrtant fings. Den BIG OUTRAAAGE—

Meowmy REMOOB meow frum da skreen!

Now Ai purrparein Big Soo four unpawful remoob an saltz a batteries!

I pushing it into da sun! Dat gonna get wid of da smeww!

I wove DooeyH and his box not gonna smeww wike intewwopew pee! Den maybe awl we fwiends just wub awl ovew da box wif ouw safe smewws! Woo can show woosewf wubbing awl ovew his box. And his mama can wub awl da ovvew tings dat smell safe and good to DooeyH on his box!

Purrate Apprenticd Gus too weak to even hold my head up. Its bad nuff Portia Control has invaded, less food, more exercise and no recognition I'm just a poor growing smol. But now there's not even the delicious new food available. Meowmy has the pawdacity to say its our fault, we chooed into several bags and I got fed twice once cause I threw the bag at Meowmys face at 4am. Sure the old food might have been put out for breakfast but it's not the new delicious food. I mean I ate it but I went and meowed sadly next to the cupboard they now lock our food in. Meowmy claims the forest people are delivering it today, I don't believe them send help please.

Tuday hamsum sunnavagun brofurs Hoku an Nalu we did big rasslin sho at da winno fo da neigh bores.

Hoomans so lukki to hab ourms

Frenz, iz mew, Cat'n Stoker, and mew iz need yew halp!

Today Meowmy iz be do the biggest worstest catnap of all timez!

Firrst she put mew in carriurr and big vrrooom mashin *brrr*

And wew iz be go to pokey place! They be touch mew Can Sir free eye and put lite to make mew blind! Iz waz terruble! (But your check up is all good, be happy!) SHADDAP!

And then...frenz...Mew waz fink mew be go home to do a relax...but NO! She take mew to unknown land! Lotz of awful smellz and hoomanz mew no know!

She call it werk but werk iz be home to serve mew and sisfurr Java and bébé Mario! What iz be this werk she meow abowt?!

Mew iz be stuk herre furr FURREBER! (Until lunch break...) SHADDAP! Mew iz be terrified! Just lookit pain in mew purrfect eyez!

HAAAAALLLP!

Hi everybody! my name is Camila Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi, Princess of MY Houz!

Tooday meowmy says to me I should be less picky with mi foodz becuz there are other cattos who sumtimes have nuthing to eat and do a STARB! I say, this LIEZ! Then meowmy show me /rescuecats!

I gave meowmy permission to donate to /rescuecats but I no like the way she spoke to me, it waz roode! So I bapbapbap the horsie wif wingz, it fell and broke! That’ll teach her what happenz when she be rude to me! Go Crimez!!

This me, doing a hidez after Crimes!

(Mom here: /rescuecats is an amazing community of rescuers from different parts of the world helping stray animals. All rescuers are vetted before they are approved to ask for donations and are very transparent about how funds are utilized. They are truly amazing people doing amazing work. Please check them out!)