u/terracota_crockpot

I (Kick) habs been tacked by the greebles n dey tewk mine bones! Wat do yoo doos in dis cays? Dis me doin a nap so mees can hopefulee recober frum da bone steelin greebles!

Henlo mai nam iz Kick. My brofur iz Punch.

Latelee, Pawther doz somtin kold "knuckle sammich" wer himb put my brofur between 2 pillows n do meny kiss. Frens, ai am da jelus!!!! Ai wan da kiss tew.

Sew wen Pather went tew da hooman litter bocks, me (Kick) went intew pot n sat on himbs rice. Ai no get kiss. Ai get kicked (da criem, not meow) out oph da kichen!!

I kno ai ama smol, but can mees soo for kissies?