HAAALP!
Frenz, iz mew, Cat'n Stoker, and mew iz need yew halp!
Today Meowmy iz be do the biggest worstest catnap of all timez!
Firrst she put mew in carriurr and big vrrooom mashin *brrr*
And wew iz be go to pokey place! They be touch mew Can Sir free eye and put lite to make mew blind! Iz waz terruble! (But your check up is all good, be happy!) SHADDAP!
And then...frenz...Mew waz fink mew be go home to do a relax...but NO! She take mew to unknown land! Lotz of awful smellz and hoomanz mew no know!
She call it werk but werk iz be home to serve mew and sisfurr Java and bébé Mario! What iz be this werk she meow abowt?!
Mew iz be stuk herre furr FURREBER! (Until lunch break...) SHADDAP! Mew iz be terrified! Just lookit pain in mew purrfect eyez!
HAAAAALLLP!