Trapp Mint! Need pawyer!
Furrens, ai bleeve mine mommy (who ai lub MOAST ob da time) did a an trapp mint on me, her sweet innosent baby Nandor THE RELENTLESS. Sumtimes she find da Red Dot an let me chase and chase it. Ai lubs chasin da Red Dot! Today, mommy werking from home an ai look at herms an GUESS WHAT AI SEES! Ai sees a Red Dot right on her (pathetic) hooman ear! An da Red Dot was tatched to a SKINNY BLACK SNEK!! Ai not know dis snek! Has to do a big vestigate! Ai LEEP on mommy's shoulder an do a Bap an Bite (TM) on da Red Dot an da snek! Accause ai am BIG an BRAVE an RELENTLESS! Well how was ai sposed to know she was on "werk call" an needed da Red Dot an da snek?! Mommy's werk is taking care ob me an GoodBoyMarty an DropItGinger! She no need "werk call" for that! She says ai was "new suns" but ai think she do a an trapp min cause da Red Dot is always fur me to play wif. Ai need a pawyer to argue dis to mine mommy an make her gib me treats for da trapp mint AN for whateber "new suns" is unless it means "bestest kitteh dat ai lub moast ob all".
Nandor THE RELENTLESS
