Only in Florida do you casually drive past a trailer labeled LIVE ALLIGATORS like it’s an Amazon delivery.
POV: The HOA finally got tired of the neighborhood gator attending morning meetings uninvited. 😂🐊
I’m convinced NYC Redditors can identify an entire neighborhood from one window view and a ceiling pattern. Let’s test the theory. 😂🏙️
A peaceful sky reminds me that not everything needs to be forced. The clouds didn’t seem concerned about where they were going. There’s wisdom in that somehow. ☁️ ⛅️ 🌧️
My social battery on work days: 🔋🙂 My social battery on my day off after 20 texts: 🪫🐻
Being emotionally warm but also deeply protective of your alone time is a very specific personality type. 😂
Me: “I’ll try something different tonight.”
Also me 30 minutes later sitting by a lake listening to Ultraviolence while emotionally comparing everything to shrimp tacos. 🌮😂
Me: “Try something different.” Also me 5 minutes later: “The shrimp tacos would never do this to me.” 🌮 🌮
Lao Tzu somewhere in the distance: “He who knows he has enough is rich.” 😂
Happy hour experiment. Tried the fried chicken sandwich instead of my usual blackened shrimp tacos.
It was good… but the entire meal turned into me thinking about the shrimp tacos. 🌮 🌮 😂
“Knowing when enough is enough is true contentment.” — Lao Tzu
Starting out with rolls for 5$ on the happy hour menu. Impressed so far. Waiting on the main course.
I asked for a picture that sums up my deeper purpose in life. Lol. 😂
No prompt. Issa vibe. Picture of us on a normal day. 🦌🤗😂
TECHNIQUE: Transabdominal pelvic duplex ultrasound using B-mode/gray scaled imaging with Doppler spectral analysis and color flow was obtained. COMPARISON: None available. CLINICAL HISTORY: Pelvic/perineal pain right side; GOPO. Patient is refusing transvaginal; patient's doctor was informed. FINDINGS: UTERUS: Uterus measures 6.4 x 3.2 x 3.9 cm and is heterogeneous. ENDOMETRIUM: Endometrial thickness measures 0.6 cm. RIGHT OVARY: Right ovary measures 2.0 x 1.6 x 1.6 cm. No blood flow is demonstrated. LEFT OVARY: Left ovary measures 2.4 x 1.8 x 1.6 cm. No blood flow is demonstrated. FREE FLUID: No free fluid. IMPRESSION:
TECHNIQUE: Transabdominal pelvic duplex ultrasound using B-mode/gray scaled imaging with Doppler spectral analysis and color flow was obtained. COMPARISON: None available. CLINICAL HISTORY: Pelvic/perineal pain right side; GOPO. Patient is refusing transvaginal; patient's doctor was informed. FINDINGS: UTERUS: Uterus measures 6.4 x 3.2 x 3.9 cm and is heterogeneous. ENDOMETRIUM: Endometrial thickness measures 0.6 cm. RIGHT OVARY: Right ovary measures 2.0 x 1.6 x 1.6 cm. No blood flow is demonstrated. LEFT OVARY: Left ovary measures 2.4 x 1.8 x 1.6 cm. No blood flow is demonstrated. FREE FLUID: No free fluid. IMPRESSION:
I didn’t expect to want a Rocky plush this much… 🪨😃 but now I do, and the delivery time feels unnecessarily long 😅
Watched this on TV 📺 🤔 Deer: gets blanket, snacks, medical attention Me: drinks water and hopes for the best.
Rewarding myself in the ice cream aisle. This one caught my attention—pistachio, 1g sugar, low net carbs. Never tried this brand before, but it was surprisingly light and smooth, not overly sweet. Took a couple scoops and saving the rest for the week.
No blocked door. No floor drop. No instructions given. Just a peaceful little plant cameo. 🪴
Usually it’s a rant about where NOT to place it… today I just stood there like , huh… that actually works. 😃🪴