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Not sure if a colonoscopy is the most painful medical procedure but it's right up there!.
reddit.comu/808gecko808 — 22 hours ago
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My son thinks he’s so smart now that he’s learned how to recite pi, and now I’ll never hear the end of it.
reddit.comu/Harper5092 — 5 days ago
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At least the war with Iran has greatly increased the capacity of my gas tank; before, it could only hold $80, now it easily holds $120.
reddit.comu/KW-DadJoker — 2 days ago
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I don’t like people who take drugs, for example airport security.
reddit.comu/AnimatorNr1 — 7 days ago
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I usually spend the first dates asking the girl about the street she grew up on and the name of her first pet so I’ll at least have access to her passwords.
reddit.comu/joekerr9999 — 2 days ago
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Hasn't the Swiss Army ever wondered where all its knives are going to?
reddit.comu/mrlr — 5 days ago
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Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen the mall.
reddit.comu/Fingerbob73 — 1 day ago
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Poop jokes aren't my favorite, but they're a solid #2!
reddit.comu/Equivalent_Run7268 — 4 days ago