I asked her what was the problem.
She said: when I asked him if he uses condoms he said yes.
So?
She replied: but, he had surgical gloves in his pocket!
I told her: 'I'm not a robot', you can check!
I don't understand why was this man always unavailable every July?
Dyslexic candidate: the part where they grow up and I can milk them.
The visiting dictator leaned over and said, You know, if I took off all my jewelry and threw it out the window, I could make hundreds of people happy.
The host dictator smiled and replied, That’s nothing. If I opened the trunk and threw out a million dollars, I could make thousands happy.
At that point, the driver quietly turned around and said, Gentlemen… if I drive this car off a cliff, I could make two entire countries happy.