r/dadjokes

I've also survived a winter, spring and summer without one, too.

I wasn't planning on spending that much..

He over-swept

Styx and Stones may break your phones, but the Byrds will never hurt you.

It took me fifteen minutes to shuffle the cards for Solitaire.

So I asked her if one would be an oeuf. She said no, and demanded two. So I told her, "that's a crocque, madame".

Deodor ant

They/Them

He said: “Iran”

It was the Bicester Times,

it was the Worcester Times.

He won the no-bell prize.

Have to love Easter, baby

I have two half sisters

I told her I'd be suing her for a salt.

They just had a dejawooo

is a marketing genius.

so in a triathlon it all comes down to hows the better cyclist.

...they dilate!

Clooney says, "I'll direct."

DiCaprio says, "I'll act."

McConaughey says, "I'll write, I'll write, I'll write."

Bootism.