Our computers went down at the office today, so we had to do everything manually.
It took me fifteen minutes to shuffle the cards for Solitaire.
u/IEnjoyDadJokes — 12 hours ago
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A naked man broke into a church.
The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.
u/IEnjoyDadJokes — 12 hours ago
At dinner, my frustrated date said, “so napping and sitting around are seriously your only hobbies?? You told me that you were interesting!”
“No, no,” I corrected, “I said that I was into resting.”
u/IEnjoyDadJokes — 3 days ago