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A French woman bet me I couldn't make two bilingual egg puns.
So I asked her if one would be an oeuf. She said no, and demanded two. So I told her, "that's a crocque, madame".
u/Odd_Ninja5801 — 4 hours ago
So I asked her if one would be an oeuf. She said no, and demanded two. So I told her, "that's a crocque, madame".