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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
Because her students were just too bright!
She needed to shade her eyes from the glow,
Of all the smart things they happen to know.
u/lnc_gomes — 2 hours ago
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What happened when two pieces of bread went in a date?
It was loaf at first sight!
u/spacemouse21 — 20 hours ago
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Why are trains in Western movies so shy?
They have no self-esteem.
u/OneLittleWarrior — 9 hours ago
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What’s a sharks favorite appetizer?
Charcuterie.
u/rottintin — 19 hours ago
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My dentist told me I grind my teeth in my sleep
I told him yeah, that's the only time I'm productive.
u/Ok_Winter_9575 — 5 hours ago
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So I hear Pluto isn't a planet anymore...
I heard that it had a MASSive weight loss event.
(insert ozempic ad here 😉)
u/Different-Tie-1085 — 7 hours ago
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Mom: Go clean your room, I can’t even see the floor!
Me: I can't find the floor either, so we're on the same page.
u/lnc_gomes — 12 hours ago
Week