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When our granny died, she said, “plethora.”
That meant a lot.
u/OneLittleWarrior — 4 hours ago
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Why are trains in Western movies so shy?
They have no self-esteem.
u/OneLittleWarrior — 11 hours ago
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Why are trains in Western movies so shy?
They have no self-esteem.
u/OneLittleWarrior — 11 hours ago
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“Do you have books on conspiracy theories?” “Yeah, they’re on the shelf, all lined up".
... all lined up.
I thought: That can’t be a coincidence.
u/OneLittleWarrior — 1 day ago
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“Want to hike to the other side of the mountain?”
“Isn’t that a bit over the top?”
u/OneLittleWarrior — 1 day ago
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When I was taken into surgery with a crushed hand, my wife said, “Fingers crossed!"
They already were.
u/OneLittleWarrior — 1 day ago
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"Golf is the epitome of precision and control,” he said.
“That’s very well putt,” I said.
u/OneLittleWarrior — 1 day ago
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“A hole in one is the high point… the epitome, if you will, of golf.”
“Well putt.”
u/OneLittleWarrior — 1 day ago
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Do you know the vegan capital of the UK?
Nothingham
u/OneLittleWarrior — 2 days ago
The Chinese man who invented the camera lens has passed away.
Rest in peace, Zoo Min.
u/OneLittleWarrior — 4 days ago
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Why was the autopsy scene so sad?
It didn’t make the.... final cut.
u/OneLittleWarrior — 4 days ago
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If two US immigration agents get a baby...
... is it then an Ice Ice Baby?
u/OneLittleWarrior — 4 days ago
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Did you hear about the the first CEO who didn't exploit his employees?
He won the Noble Price.
u/OneLittleWarrior — 5 days ago
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I design and build alcoves…
It’s pretty niche.
u/OneLittleWarrior — 6 days ago
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My friend says he’s turning invisible.
I haven’t seen any sign of that.
u/OneLittleWarrior — 6 days ago
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I had an argument with my wife about which personal pronoun is the most useful.
I won.
u/OneLittleWarrior — 7 days ago
I always start with a joke about a door handle.
It’s a great opener.
u/OneLittleWarrior — 7 days ago
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I received an email titled "Knock, knock".
It was from a Jehovah's Witness working from home.
u/OneLittleWarrior — 7 days ago