u/lnc_gomes

Because her students were just too bright!

She needed to shade her eyes from the glow,

Of all the smart things they happen to know.

To help the students find their way.

When asked why she did it, she gave a cheer:

"I just wanted to make the lesson clear!"

Dad: "A winning lottery ticket and a nap, please."

Me: "You just talk to it, Dad—but it helps if you're actually holding the remote."

Me: I can't find the floor either, so we're on the same page.

When the dad comes home and sees the picture, he laughs, having seen his wife looking at it in the shop two weeks prior.

He says he relies entirely on his "natural instincts."

We eventually found him three towns over, asking a squirrel for directions.

He said, “Once upon a time… I forgot.”

I asked him how it was going so far.

He said, "Great! Every time I see food, I eat it".

He’s just on a permanent vacation from responsibilities.

Mainly because she’s the only one who knows where he left his glasses.

Mostly because it's the only thing in the house that doesn't talk back.

I asked him what he does if the duct tape itself breaks.

He just pulled out a second, slightly larger roll of duct tape.

A delicious, swirling strawberry milkshake!

She’s got the best moos and the grooviest moves,

And she always leaves the crowd "udderly" amazed!

Something with a lot of "scales" to climb, Because they love a good, catchy "tuna"!

It's the universal code that moms always share,

When they have a treat they don't want to spare.

Eating the good snacks in the pantry while standing in total silence.

And you’re starting to think it’s just not there,

Don’t lose hope or start to despair—

Mom will find it in a spot that was clearly bare.

They aren't just trying to be a funny guy—

They’re helping you become a "groan-up," that’s why!

Until your mother can’t find it either.