u/Ok_Winter_9575

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My dentist told me I grind my teeth in my sleep

I told him yeah, that's the only time I'm productive.

u/Ok_Winter_9575 — 7 hours ago

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I called customer service and got transferred four times before I realized every single one was a chatbot

I've never been ghosted by so many people who don't exist.

u/Ok_Winter_9575 — 1 day ago

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My daughter asked me to explain AI to her

I said "you know how dad gives wrong answers confidently? It's like that but faster."

u/Ok_Winter_9575 — 3 days ago

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Oil prices dropped 8% after the ceasefire announcement

Guess you could say the market had a crude awakening

u/Ok_Winter_9575 — 3 days ago

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NASA says the Artemis II crew just broke the record for farthest humans from Earth

I guess you could say their relationship with us is getting pretty distant

u/Ok_Winter_9575 — 4 days ago