What happened when two pieces of bread went in a date?
It was loaf at first sight!
u/spacemouse21 — 24 hours ago
u/spacemouse21
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A moo-sician.
u/spacemouse21 — 2 days ago
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I tried to write a song about tortillas.
It kept turning into a wrap battle.
u/spacemouse21 — 3 days ago
Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?
Because if they had 4 they would be chicken sedans.
u/spacemouse21 — 4 days ago
A raccoon unintentionally dusting off a warehouse rafter
u/HotTelevision684 — 6 days ago