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My fav nepo baby is at it again
Chet Hanks has made his latest life change and I can’t wait to watch this heaping pile of fuckery play out. The real life version of Malibu’s most wanted, has moved to Nashville, started a country music career and lives in a “trailer”. This bitch is claiming a RV is the same as a trailer and IT IS NOT. To be fully transparent I didn’t grow up in a trailer but most of my extended family did. Not to brag but, I’m from South Carolina and an expert on all things white trash. I spent many days in the 90s roaming from trailer to trailer parked on my pop pops land - I’ve seen some shit.
There’s nothing I love more than a slow moving disaster (RIP my sweet angel Anna Nicole) and I am all in on this. I don’t think Chet Chets au pairs got him Baja blast for breakfast or made him dinty Moore beef stew over buttered rice but I could be wrong . He’s likely never experienced the high of moving from a single to double wide. Or fixing the front door so you don’t have to use a bedsheet. Or the cops coming over for the most recent domestic.
I love a good fish out of water scenario and from my journalistic research (none) Tom and Rita have always lived the charmed life so assuming Chet has as well. Tom and Rita are Hollywood elite and may have won some Oscar’s but honestly doesn’t impress me. Unless you’ve been on cops, Americas funniest home videos or your arrest has made the news consider me bored. Chet marks box number 3 so I’m invested. I love anyone who says fuck it and goes in a totally toxic and possibly offensive direction.
HP.S. - I totally would and not even embarrassed about it.
After being a sza fan for a decade i am officially done. Anyone else feel the same??
She has become the biggest disappointing hypocrite and it hurts my soul. I always thought it was just silly and harmless but it’s just gross now and I wish I saw it earlier.
She supports Lizzo endlessly and has made public appearances with her through her sexual abuse allegations without a care in the world
She supports CHRIS BROWN, A KNOWN ABUSER - she was recently photographed hugged up on him and rumor has it they’re about to release music together.
She once absolutely shamed a random person for having an iphone despite the fact she has MULTIPLE she loves to show off and is on her phone all the time.
Her getting on stage at the Grammys and telling everyone at home to basically plug their ears and ignore the problems in the world and trust God is the most tone deaf thing she could’ve done.
SZA, you get to trust in God while ignoring everything because you are rich and don’t have to bear the things that we do. WE have to deal with reality, YOU don’t.
She wants to act like she cares so much about the earth and people’s struggles but she takes private jets to vacations all the time, has a huge overconsumption problem (the inside of her house she’s shown is FULL of trash from purchases), and she has multiple homes.
Judging by her finsta posts she’s drunk and high 24/7 and acts like doing shrooms and going to a sketchy cult leader in India for “spiritual guidance” makes her enlightened.
I just can’t watch everybody eat up everything she says anymore. Her music has meant so much to me over the years and now I just can’t stand listening to it knowing she’s a hypocrite and her own words probably mean nothing to her..
I used to love Mike Shinoda but the way he destroyed Chester Bennington's legacy after his death made me lose respect for him.
Mike having Emily the Scientologist replace him made me lose respect for him too.
Spencer Pratt, Future Mayor of LA
Ok, I'm turning to dlisted because this is basically all I know about Spencer Pratt. I never watched The Hills or anything else with him. I learned everything I know about him from Michael K.
And now he is surging in the polls and many commenters on IG are talking about what an amazing mayor he will make. It's fucking insane. A grifter in the White House and a grifter as LA mayor?? Have we learned nothing?
I do not believe for a second he is really living in that airstream - or anything else he says. Attention whore is going to attention whore.
Glamberace is Back
Two time congressional hopeful and one time American Idol runner-up, Glamberace sorry! WRONG QUEEN. Leader of the CLAYMATES (Government Name: Clay Aiken) makes his triumphant return to the American Idol stage to perform his new critically acclaimed smash hit single, "Rewind".
Last night, Aiken blessed our eyes and ears at American Idol's Season 24 jesus christ, when will it die? finale. After performing his new song, he did charity by sticking around for a duet of "Don't Let Your Son The Sun Go Down on Me" by famed coke vacuum, Elton John. He performed the duet with Braden Rumfelt, who was born the day Aiken made top 12 in his season. Braden lost last night, so Clay passed the torch to a new generation of almosts!
Clay dressed as Ellen's idea of what a mobster wears
I'm gonna be honest, this one hurts. Not since Clay's appearance on SVU have I felt this violated by a fake singing competition. Seems like he would've done well to sing the song in a lower register. She doesn't have the range!
Say what you will about Clay, he doesn't give up. Like a stubborn cold sore, he just keeps coming back. One day we'll all have a good laugh as he's elected President of the United Federation of Planets and knocks Celine off her perch as BEST SINGER IN THE WORLD UNIVERSE.
This Beyoncé Thread…I need some fellow DList-minded freaks to look.
This Thread is a masterpiece but it only makes me further interested in the whole theory that the cheating/Lemonade/ redemption arc for B and J is an expertly crafted MIRAGE for art/profit/who knows what purpose. What do yall think!!!?
I will tell you one thing. If the Elevator Incident™️ was a PR ruse….they all deserve an Oscar. An EGOT, even.
This nepo baby is giving "Sweet 16" not "International muse".
She looks so much like both of her parents that it's uncanny, but she doesn't have that It Factor or whatever it that made her parents famous. She looks like half the girls in the local high school, pretty but nothing special (which I can speak to myself actually). She can't even hold the bottle straight and what is that hand?
Sarah Ferguson's secret 'friends with benefits' relationship with P. Diddy
Posted this to the DlListed royals group but it’s so nutty thought y’all mights appreciate the tea. 🫖