Glamberace is Back
Two time congressional hopeful and one time American Idol runner-up, Glamberace sorry! WRONG QUEEN. Leader of the CLAYMATES (Government Name: Clay Aiken) makes his triumphant return to the American Idol stage to perform his new critically acclaimed smash hit single, "Rewind".
Last night, Aiken blessed our eyes and ears at American Idol's Season 24 jesus christ, when will it die? finale. After performing his new song, he did charity by sticking around for a duet of "Don't Let Your Son The Sun Go Down on Me" by famed coke vacuum, Elton John. He performed the duet with Braden Rumfelt, who was born the day Aiken made top 12 in his season. Braden lost last night, so Clay passed the torch to a new generation of almosts!
Clay dressed as Ellen's idea of what a mobster wears
I'm gonna be honest, this one hurts. Not since Clay's appearance on SVU have I felt this violated by a fake singing competition. Seems like he would've done well to sing the song in a lower register. She doesn't have the range!
Say what you will about Clay, he doesn't give up. Like a stubborn cold sore, he just keeps coming back. One day we'll all have a good laugh as he's elected President of the United Federation of Planets and knocks Celine off her perch as BEST SINGER IN THE WORLD UNIVERSE.