My fav nepo baby is at it again
Chet Hanks has made his latest life change and I can’t wait to watch this heaping pile of fuckery play out. The real life version of Malibu’s most wanted, has moved to Nashville, started a country music career and lives in a “trailer”. This bitch is claiming a RV is the same as a trailer and IT IS NOT. To be fully transparent I didn’t grow up in a trailer but most of my extended family did. Not to brag but, I’m from South Carolina and an expert on all things white trash. I spent many days in the 90s roaming from trailer to trailer parked on my pop pops land - I’ve seen some shit.
There’s nothing I love more than a slow moving disaster (RIP my sweet angel Anna Nicole) and I am all in on this. I don’t think Chet Chets au pairs got him Baja blast for breakfast or made him dinty Moore beef stew over buttered rice but I could be wrong . He’s likely never experienced the high of moving from a single to double wide. Or fixing the front door so you don’t have to use a bedsheet. Or the cops coming over for the most recent domestic.
I love a good fish out of water scenario and from my journalistic research (none) Tom and Rita have always lived the charmed life so assuming Chet has as well. Tom and Rita are Hollywood elite and may have won some Oscar’s but honestly doesn’t impress me. Unless you’ve been on cops, Americas funniest home videos or your arrest has made the news consider me bored. Chet marks box number 3 so I’m invested. I love anyone who says fuck it and goes in a totally toxic and possibly offensive direction.
HP.S. - I totally would and not even embarrassed about it.