u/RetiredAsparagus

Try swallowing more to the left

▲ 4.5k r/BrandNewSentence

Try swallowing more to the left

u/RetiredAsparagus — 20 hours ago

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Christmas came early

u/RetiredAsparagus — 1 day ago

▲ 14 r/CharacterAI

Giggling at this

u/RetiredAsparagus — 4 days ago

▲ 50 r/LodedDiper

In The Getaway, the medicine greg gets for frank is actually for seasickness

Was reading the book today and noticed this tiny detail

u/RetiredAsparagus — 9 days ago

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What is my college even doing bro

u/RetiredAsparagus — 10 days ago

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All that while butt naked btw

u/RetiredAsparagus — 11 days ago

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I found a Bible-themed manga

u/RetiredAsparagus — 11 days ago

▲ 1 r/swiggy+1 crossposts

[effacé]

u/RetiredAsparagus — 14 days ago

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u/RetiredAsparagus — 20 days ago

▲ 609 r/NonPoliticalTwitter

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