r/BrandNewSentence
▲ 1.1k r/BrandNewSentence
Why don’t you make like a gas leak and I’m really dizzy make like a gas leak why don’t you make like a gas leak and?
u/IllBeGood3 — 11 hours ago
▲ 1.7k r/BrandNewSentence
I would torture this dude in a shipping container for up to a year
u/b1ngu5 — 15 hours ago
19 cat years is 92 years old in human years, meaning Larry is almost old enough to run for US Congress or President.
u/Lazy_Comparison_1954 — 20 hours ago
▲ 662 r/BrandNewSentence
Nah, boomers will still be posting "amen" under prawn Jesus
u/originalhairhair — 17 hours ago
I am fam of steaks but i haven't tried medium alive
u/dharmadroid — 1 day ago
▲ 3.0k r/BrandNewSentence
wdym theres a twink at the bear party bro thats the salmon
u/LUMLTPM — 1 day ago
Notorious vagrant known as ‘Pee Pee Poo Poo Man' arrested on horrifying new charges
u/Otherwise_Basis_6328 — 24 hours ago
▲ 1.4k r/BrandNewSentence
Your ass is jealous of your mouth for all the shit you talk
u/ThatLatentPandaBear — 1 day ago
Dress is from Amazon, boyfriend is from Hinge
u/FelineSnorter — 2 days ago
I'm going to burn your mother we'll see if it's aesthetic
u/CMStan1313 — 2 days ago
Hundreds of stray cats caused a Bitcoin mine in Inner Mongolia to lose millions in just one week by curling up on GPUs for warmth.
u/remfan477 — 2 days ago
These anti vaxxers got way too much free time on their hands, put them to community service or something
u/AsianPiee — 1 day ago
▲ 472 r/BrandNewSentence
"The proposed changes come after a cow named Beau Vine got approved for a waste removal licence."
u/Sychius — 1 day ago
▲ 322 r/BrandNewSentence
girl dads secretly harbor the desire to f- their daughter
u/Lucky-Royal-6156 — 1 day ago