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[FN] The Garden

The Garden
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In The Beginning…
 
He awoke in a gasp for life. His lungs filled with the crisp air of the morning fog as he let out a dampened cough. His eyes squinting at the piercing light hung above the land as his hands brushed against the dewy grass he was sitting upon.
 
What he saw was something we all would cherish dearly. The ever-expanding horizon of lush greenery and wilderness. Gardens upon gardens of seed-bearing plants and fruit bearing trees aligned perfectly into rows, enveloping the staggering hills and valleys set forth as far as the eye could see.
 
The multitude of green leaves and greener shrubs, wildflowers of all colors and exotic plants, blurred together into an almost incomprehensible pallet of vivid nature. Spores and pollen mimicking that of a parade of white-velvet streams and ribbons, floating through the air as the sun’s light gleamed against them.
 
The land was alive. Birds flew through the bustling forests which hung with vines from their branches and ivy strung knitted across their bark. Every moss covered stone and mushroom’s cap sprung forth life as small critters played endlessly in the forest’s thick. Four-legged beasts danced in the fields and along the winding sapphire streams in coalition with the insects which sang songs that vibrated delightfully in the swaying grass.
 
The burning bowl of light in the sky engulfed in puffy white clouds of pure cotton and silk, swirled together like shimmering pearls cast into the bluest depths of the shallowest oceans. The infinite array of stars meant to brighten the darkness of night could still be seen sprinkled about throughout the midday's vault. Every direction Adam looked he could not help but notice the indescribable beauty of this place.
 
All of this and more could be said about the lands of Eden. The Garden of the world and birthplace of Man. But, when Adam awoke, he was alone for a moment. Nothing but the sounds of nature and the stillness of understanding. He was engulfed in emotions he had never experienced. He knew things but did not know how.
 
He felt a connection to this world that he could not explain. Kindred belonging to the beasts of this land, creatures of the water and fowls of the air yet, he felt indifferent. Adam could feel a tickle on his cheek. When his hand left the wet grass he held a single tear which met with the dew cupped in his palm. he watched as the water from his eyes mixed with the water from the earth. And then he heard His word.
 
A voice deep and ancient pierced Adam's thoughts. He felt the ground tremble as the spell reached his ears. Forms began to morph in his mind as ideas began to take shape. The dew clinging to the grass quivered as the shadows cast from the trees thinned. Adam did not fear this voice. The voice bellowed strength but left Adam feeling gracious and at peace. He instinctively knew to answer to the voice.
 
“Hello Adam…”

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u/OasisSpades — 7 hours ago

[MS] The Suburbs - Part 1.

My head feels light, but my eyes are heavy still. Like I just woke up from a mid-day nap. One of those naps where you dream of something very specific but lose the thought of it the moment you wake up, but the feeling is still there scratching at your skin. Kind of like a panicked breath but you’re not sure why you’re fighting for air…
 
I don’t remember going to sleep or waking up. All I remember is being led out of the house by my mother. I was still wiping the blur from my eyes and squinting at the light as the door opened before me. The sun was just beginning to set. Its light cascading onto the shingled roof tops from the houses across the street and casting shadows of the lamp posts along the road and sidewalks. At least I think that was my mother…
 
I do not recall actually seeing her or talking to her. I do recall feeling her hand on my shoulder and the warmth of her presence almost forcing me, in a polite manner, to go play outside with my friends before dark, though she never actually spoke to me. I could feel her smile as if she was in a good mood, which was weird to me because lately, it seemed she was never in a good mood. She always had a sort of somber look to her like our family pet just died or that she just lost her job. Not like when I was younger. She was always so happy then. I am not sure what changed over the years, but at that moment, standing on the cement patio leading up from the front stairs to our home, I was just kind of happy that she was happy…
 
When the door shut behind me, I looked around, but I didn’t see much. There were no kids playing in the streets. No cars driving by. Weird enough, I could still hear the bustle of the neighborhood. Children yelling in the distance. The echo of a basketball hitting the pavement. Even a faint car horn like that of a friendly neighbor waving from their station wagon as they drove past. But when I searched for the kids playing or moving cars, there were none. Everything was standing still in place, and no one was around. Even the sun looked strange. Like it wanted to go down behind the pine trees surrounding our little suburb, but it just couldn’t move. It seemed dimmer than usual and the shadows it cast seemed faint and stretched thin. Lighter even, like you could accidently brush them away… 
 
I realized I hadn’t moved from the porch, yet I was standing on the grass in my front yard. I wasn’t sure how long I had been there. It didn’t seem to matter how long I stood there; I just couldn’t shake that groggy feeling. I did feel kind of happy though. A strange sense of joy overtaking the doubt that something was wrong or out of place here. It felt sort of fake or manufactured. Like that dizzy feeling you get from too much laughing gas at the dentist.
 
As familiar as everything felt and looked, it all seemed off. The houses were all painted with this limited palette of dirty pastels and their windows seemed out of place, disproportionate, as if they didn’t really belong to those specific homes. The cars parked in their driveways were all older models, like from the 70’s or 80’s but they all looked brand new like they had never been driven. There was no wind, no light breeze, like that of a normal day, even when the air was still. I could hear birds singing their usual songs, but I couldn’t make out a single one in the sky. The grass looked like a shade of green I had never seen before. Darker and longer, thicker even. Like toy grass or grass that you would see in a children’s book. Something felt suspiciously off about the whole thing. The neighborhood, the houses, their yards, even my mother… It’s strange you see, as I do not remember this place, but I feel the comfort and familiarity that I have been here before…
 
I suddenly felt the urge to move and explore my surroundings. I felt heavy, as if my limbs were filled with static. That same tingly feeling you get when your arm or leg falls asleep. As I walked it didn’t take much physical effort, but it felt exhausting to my mind like I had to think really hard in order to lift one foot after the other. It was that same feeling of trying to run from something in your dream, but no matter how hard you tried, you just couldn’t move fast enough. Before I knew it, I was at the end of the road looking back at the row of houses next to mine. It was a struggle to move, but once I was there, it felt immediate, like I was always there…
 
The weirdest part of all was the feeling of that unnatural joy, that intoxicating gratification that came along with familiarity, slowly slipping away. I wanted to return home. To wake up from this dream and to see my mother again. To tell her about my experience in this strange place and to feel her warm glow as she listens with a smile, embracing me, telling me everything is going to be ok and what a weird dream that was but it’s over now…
 
Looking back at the faintly colored suburban homes, blending together like paint blotches melting into a canvas, I couldn’t remember which one was mine. I had just come from my own yard, from my own home… How is this even possible? Panic filled my chest like that of a child being lost at their local mall for the first time, frantically searching for that familiar face of a parent or sibling.  I wanted to cry but physically couldn’t. I felt so alone in that moment – so scared and confused all of a sudden – but just then, I heard it…
 
At first it sounded like a whisper. A whisper you could hear from anywhere, no matter how far away you were from its source.  A whisper so loud it pierced my ears and startled me. I Jolted back to see more of those same pastel homes repeating for miles like a copy and paste nightmare, only being divided by perfectly square yards, picket fences, and winding streets. But something seemed different about one of the houses. This house was further down the line so I couldn’t quite make out all of the details. It seemed the longer you looked at all of those houses, perfectly lined up, one after another for as far as the eye could see, the more it made your stomach hurt.
 
But I could still see it. I don’t think I was supposed to see it. I really don’t think it wanted me to see it, but I did…
 
It looked like a black smudge peering around the corner from one of those houses. Even though there were a dozen houses between us, it still stood out like a sore thumb. It had oddly thin arms which were wrapped around the front of the house, like it was embracing the side of the dwelling, trying not to be seen. I couldn’t make out much more than that because the moment I saw it; it knew, and it quickly vanished behind the home. The way it moved bothered me. An unnatural bending of ligaments and tendons. the way it peeled itself from the wall and slithered behind the house and out of sight…
 
From the dim light of the never-setting sun to the dirty pastel-colored houses perfectly lining the streets, this thing did not belong here, just as much as I did not belong here…

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u/OasisSpades — 1 day ago
▲ 3 r/drawme

Can you draw me with a different background or none at all?

Do whatever you want. Big ol’ cigar? Eye patch? (To go with my shirt) huge bushy eyebrows (they couldn’t possibly get worse right?). You decide. Thank you!

u/OasisSpades — 5 days ago

Then we can all vote on the best one in the comments.

I’ll go first.

Post apocalyptic setting where you scavenge for resources and build a settlement. You need to gather water, food (hunting), wood and metal to build with. Pretty much you take chances by sending your starting settlers (drawn from a random card pile?) out and explore the unforgiving wasteland and fight mutated creatures (dice rolls, combat mechanics, etc.). Settlers can have various abilities like medic, hunter, solider, teacher, builder, etc. Then when you and the other players have created decent settlements, you can fight each other or create trade routes and dominate the other player’s settlements together (secret pacts and all). Winner finds the last nuke known to man and uses it lol

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u/OasisSpades — 6 days ago

I had a 5 page document and I felt it was way too much for a pretty standard and simple game like this. I am a chronic over explainer in all facets of life lol so please let me know if the rules make sense to you. I took out a lot of redundancy in the hopes that people could catch on and start playing within 5 minutes without reading an entire encyclopaedia. (Images are for your reference, - game board, merchant card, thief card, trinket card, examples).

Welcome to the Market!

Thieves & Merchants is a dice-driven economy builder with sabotage elements where merchants battle for marketplace supremacy and thieves lurk in the shadows ready to send merchants to the grave and steal their gold.

“Blood and Gold run like rivers through these streets”

Game Components
1 Game Board featuring:
The Harbor (Draw Pile)
The Graveyard (Discard Pile)
The Marketplace (5 Shared Merchant Stalls)
The Alleyways (3 Thief Slots per player)

60 Cards:
30 Merchant Cards
15 Thief Cards
15 Trinket Cards
2 Six-Sided Dice (2d6)
Gold Coins/Chips (recommended: 30-50 pieces)

Each merchant and thief card has a gold cost and dice trigger range (roll for effects). Trinket cards do not have a dice range and activate when they are bought for gold and played from your hand.

How to Play
Place the game board in the center of the table
Shuffle all 60 cards together and place face down on the Harbor (draw pile)

Each player receives:
5 Gold from the bank
7 Cards drawn from The Harbor
Determine who goes first

First Turn Rule:
Whoever goes first can now buy any number of card they can afford from their hand and play them.

You Do Not roll the dice until the other player(s) have also bought and played cards. After the 1st round buy and play phase, the player that went first can now begin rolling the dice and thus the game commences!

Merchants go in the marketplace and thieves in the alleyways. Trinkets are attachments for thieves and merchants that have varying effects or single use mechanics. Trinkets can also be sold once per turn for 1 gold for quick income.

Turn Help: Quick Reference
Phase 1: Buy and Play
• Play Merchants to Market Stalls        
• Play Thieves to Your Alleyways        
• Play or Sell Trinkets (sell 1/turn for 1g)  

Phase 2: Roll and Resolve
• Roll 2d6, add results
• Activate ALL matching triggers (any order)
• Collect gold, draw cards, execute effects

Phase 3: Steal Market Stalls (if applicable)
If your thief killed a merchant this turn
Pay cost + play merchant to claim stall

Phase 4: End/Pass Turn
• Pass to next player
• (No automatic draw!)

How To Win:
Market Domination: Control all 5 market stalls
Bankruptcy: Eliminate players who run out of gold with no cards in play
Last Player Standing: If all other players are bankrupt, or you control all market stalls, you win!

Additional Rules:
• Players start with 7 cards and there is no hand size limit rule/discard rule
• Thieves can target any active merchant in the market
• If two or more of your thieves activate on the same turn, they can target and eliminate different merchants
• If an opponent does not have gold or enough to cover the stolen amount, the rest is made up from the bank
 
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Can I play cards after rolling dice?
A: Only if you're stealing a market stall in Phase 3. Otherwise, all buying/playing happens in Phase 1 before rolling.
Q: What happens when the draw pile (Harbor) runs out?
A: Shuffle The Graveyard to form a new draw pile.
Q: Can I sell trinkets that are already attached to my cards?
A: No. You may only sell trinkets from your hand and only one trinket per turn.
Q: If multiple cards trigger on the same roll, do I resolve all of them?
A: Yes! Resolve all triggered effects in any order you choose.
Q: What if a thief kills a merchant but I can't afford to steal the stall?
A: The stall remains empty. Any player may claim it on their turn during Phase 1.
Q: Do attached trinkets die when the merchant/thief they'reattached to dies?
A: Yes, attachments are discarded to The Graveyard with the card they're attached to.
 
Changes I may develop/add later & other notes:
You can pay 1 gold to draw one card once per turn (this might help if games stagnate or a player is having trouble gaining new cards).
Event Cards… If players do not hit their dice triggers for x amount of turns, an even card is played which effects all players and can help get the game going (gives gold, allows card draws, etc.).

u/OasisSpades — 7 days ago

**Update to my post yesterday when my prototype cards came.

I did use ai on the board art and public domain images for the cards. These are just place holders for play testing. I know I have a lot of work to do on the board because the cards don’t quite fit correctly to their assigned slots and I don’t love the layout (that bland ai mesh and the alleyways don’t make sense to the flow of the town) but this is the general idea of how I want the board layout to look. Harbor holds the draw pile. Graveyard holds the discard pile. Merchants go in the market and thieves in the alleys. Building a renaissance marketplace and surrounding townscape.

The dice, tokens and jewels are borrowed from another game.

The last pictures are showing what I play tested with for months. I know I am getting ahead of myself a little (maybe a lot) but the game is pretty fun and this brings play testing to a whole different level. I feel like my work is actually coming to life! Feels good man…

You can ask me anything or critique anything. I take all comments and put them in my excel sheet tracker so I can follow up and see if I can work it into my game.

Thanks guys! Happy play testing to you all! 🎲 🏆

u/OasisSpades — 9 days ago

New game creator here. These babies just came in the mail today. I used public domain images for my board game card prototypes as place holders after using paper cards (with just stats) for months. I did not think they would turn out this good. I am not an artist or designer by any means as I just threw these together using excel lol. This really does change the feel of play testing. Now I am just waiting on the actual board prototype which should be here any day now. Am I jumping the gun a little bit? Yes, yes I am. 😊

Wish me luck guys and happy play testing to you all!

u/OasisSpades — 10 days ago