u/Manospondylus_gigas

We took Esmond in for the night a couple of times to give the ladies a break from him and forgot to air out the room, and he shat so much that at 5am for a couple of seconds the smoke alarms went off. Hasn't happened since we opened all the windows lol

First image: attempted to get a nice pale pink and blue swirl but that evidently didn't work. Due to our hand whisk being shit, it stayed this horrible liquid goop instead of going a nice marshmallow texture when left out (despite the use of several thickeners and vege-gel). Second image: as it never set, we tried cooking it with icing sugar to make it into this sort of Turkish delight texture, so even if it was not marshmallows it was at least edible. Third image: it was wet af, so we cut it up and coated it in icing sugar, then left it to dry. Fourth image: leaving it to dry somehow made it MORE WET so it is now completely inedible. Accidentally made an organic dehumidifier I guess.

It's still just liquid after setting overnight so we can't even cut it up 😭 The recipe called for 500g of icing sugar to dust but that is way too much so we suspect some of that was meant to go in the mixture and the writer forgot

Gretchen tried to mount Beelzebub, Azazel tried to mount Gretchen and/or Beelzebub but is blind so couldn't see where to grab and Esmond tries to mount anything vaguely woman-shaped

Packaging had horrific ai images on if as well

My partner thinks he has lost a bug soft toy he loves very much somewhere in Edinburgh last night, could have been in the middle of the city or on a bus. We have asked the bus company if he was found but want to ask here as well just in case someone picked him up. The toy looks like this. Please message me if he was found and we will meet you somewhere to pick him up. Thank u