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I made the noodles extra long to makeup for the loss of life caused by extra cholesterol
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I made the noodles extra long to makeup for the loss of life caused by extra cholesterol

Homemade noodles. Banana for scale.

u/Quiet-Lab1802 — 1 day ago
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genuinely how my gym bro roommate would make his chicken

actually horrifying, the second i saw this sub i knew what i had to do

u/Glass-Building9904 — 14 hours ago
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The edamame hummus I got for lunch had more green onions than hummus.

u/RoseMary94 — 12 hours ago
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Confession: I’ve been putting the scrambled egg roommate on blast on this subreddit when this is a regular meal for me.

Max protein, decent fibre, good carbs, side of veg. What more can you ask for.

u/throwaway8295620284 — 5 hours ago
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Homemade mac & cheese... that I stuffed into rice paper, wrapped up, and air fried.

I don't know why I did this. It came to me at work, and I am just bored enough to go for it.

u/mickeymaya — 10 hours ago
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Italians hate it. Mexicans hate it. It’s a Cheesy Gorpizza Crunch.

I am truly sorry — and to the disdain of many others, I’m sure. 😅 Crispy corn shell filled with homemade sweet and spicy sausage, homemade ranch, homemade pizza de gallo, and mozzarella shreds wrapped in a homemade pepperoni + homemade pita smeared with homemade liquid mozzarella and spicy pizza sauce. WORTH.

u/Alextricity — 17 hours ago
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My wife might be ignoring me and want a divorce but I'm still putting effort into meals.

chicken with the homemade sauce, sgetti and broccoli. maybe some buttered bread if she's nice today.

u/Squid111999 — 7 hours ago
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When my husband cooks his own lunch

Spinach cheese ravioli with no-added sugar heinz beans. Cold beans right out of the can. I don’t understand.

u/keinap — 19 hours ago
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Not going to my moms for dinner anymore

ETA: My title is sarcastic! My mom is my next door neighbour so we share dinners every week lolz

Mucous-y “soup” with off coloured unidentifiable chicken(?) parts

u/snoopexotic — 7 hours ago
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Bon ApPEAtit

Every night, I cool a nice meal for my wife and I. But she is gone and I can indulge in my secret pleasure.

A can of cold No-Name Brand Peas, eaten of the sink like a rat. The Spoon is purely for flair, I just tip the can into my mouth and let the cold peas fall in.

u/joshedis — 8 hours ago
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Found some 3 year old short ribs in the bottom of the freezer made spaghetti bolognese (hotdog bun Texas toast).

tasted fine

u/Midnight_Meal_s — 12 hours ago

Step-Dad changed Deviled Eggs

My step-dad decided he wanted a lot of extra Dijon Mustard in my moms normal Deviled Egg recipe. She's very mad about it.

u/KySquidgy — 1 hour ago
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