u/I_The_Devourer

Do you like the drama of life? I don't mean the "he said she said" type, I mean the type of yearning drama that permeated the town of Twin Peaks when Laura Palmer died.

I'm a hopeless romantic, big on enthusiasm and praise for my partner. A goddess should be worshiped and admired right?

I'm not young anymore, but I'm not old. I'm 31. 6 feet tall, chubby. Big guy. Great hugs, can most definitely pick you up. White, if that matters. Short hair, great beard. Sometimes the hair is long, sometimes short. This Louisiana heat is keeping it short for me lately.

Single, no children. Don't want children. Got snipped to prevent children. I expend whatever paternal energy I have on my friends and my two rescue dogs. I'm not religious, very liberal, open-minded, and non-judgemental. ACAB, Fuck ICE, Free Palestine. Takes all sorts to make a world but you don't get to be a fuckass.

Big fan of open and honest communication, but I am in my heart the silliest of gooses, and will crack a joke at the most inopportune time. Jester's privilege and all that. I'm also a huge flirt, so I hope you bring a similar energy.

I watch way too many movies ( a lot of horror) and listen to way too much music (a lot of metal), but not much tv (I make an exception for The Pitt). I love all kinds of movies and music though, so don't think I'm some dark and brooding misanthrope, and I'm definitely not snooty. I like haute french cuisine and late night taco bell.

I've got my life pretty in order, got my own house, own car, all that jazz, gainfully employed and set in my career. I've got my lovely group of friends, and now I'd like someone to join me on whatever journey would come next. I mentioned that I'm open minded so any AFAB or feminine presenting folks are welcome, but please be from the US. I'm obviously open to a long distance relationship as I know no one will be answering this post from the US south (lol), but outside of the US timezones are just too different.

Hopefully any of this sounds interesting. Please send me a chat if it does, with just a smidge of effort if you don't mind. If I don't sound interesting, I wish you all the best out there :)

Do you like the drama of life? I don't mean the "he said she said" type, I mean the type of yearning drama that permeated the town of Twin Peaks when Laura Palmer died.

I'm a hopeless romantic, big on enthusiasm and praise for my partner. A goddess should be worshiped and admired right?

I'm not young anymore, but I'm not old. I'm 34. 6 feet tall, chubby. Big guy. Great hugs, can most definitely pick you up. White, if that matters. Short hair, great beard. Sometimes the hair is long, sometimes short. This Louisiana heat is keeping it short for me lately.

Single, no children. Don't want children. Got snipped to prevent children. I expend whatever paternal energy I have on my friends and my two rescue dogs. I'm not religious, very liberal, open-minded, and non-judgemental. ACAB, Fuck ICE, Free Palestine. I have bail money so I WILL punch a nazi. Takes all sorts to make a world but you don't get to be a fuckass.

Big fan of open and honest communication, but I am in my heart the silliest of gooses, and will crack a joke at the most inopportune time. Jester's privilege and all that. I'm also a huge flirt, so I hope you bring a similar energy.

I watch way too many movies ( a lot of horror) and listen to way too much music (a lot of metal), but not much tv (I make an exception for The Pitt). I also watch a ton of youtube, I'm one of those weirdos that pays for premium. I love all kinds of movies and music though, so don't think I'm some dark and brooding misanthrope, and I'm definitely not snooty. I like haute french cuisine and late night taco bell.

I've got my life pretty in order, got my own house, own car, all that jazz, gainfully employed and set in my career. I've got my lovely group of friends, and now I'd like someone to join me on whatever journey would come next. I mentioned that I'm open minded so any AFAB or feminine presenting folks are welcome, but please be from the US. I'm obviously open to a long distance relationship as I know no one will be answering this post from the US south (lol), but outside of the US timezones are just too different.

Hopefully any of this sounds interesting. Please send me a chat if it does, with just a smidge of effort if you don't mind. If I don't sound interesting, I wish you all the best out there :)

I'm honestly just a big ol dork that loves to flirt, meet new people, and learn what makes them tick. People have just disparate live and it's so interesting to me, I'm big on that sonder game.

Big horror movie and heavy metal fan, though I'm well versed in all sorts of shit so don't feel the need to only talk about those genres.

We can swamp cute selfies, memes, pet pictures, whatever dumb shit comes to mind.

Dry texters need not apply, this is for fun, though I'm not opposed to hitting it off with someone.

I'm very much looking for something real and long term, I hope you are too.

Do you like drama? I don't mean baby daddy drama, "he said she said" drama, I'm talking about Pride & Predjudice, I'm talking Twin Peaks, painting with ALL the colors of the wind. Life is beautiful and precious and magical, and I like to treat it as such.

If you're still reading and vibing with this, here's some details about me:

31 year old white guy, chubby (I'm too good of a cook, I live in the south. I'm working on it though), 6 feet tall, with green eyes, and a lovely beard. Short hair for now, thinking about growing it back out. Might try to regain my metalhead credentials.

Single, no kids, don't want kids, snipped to prevent them. I have two dogs that I spoil like children and a friend group that I expend paternal energy on, I'm fulfilled in that regard.

I'm non-religious, liberal, very open minded and non judgmental. Just don't be an asshole, it's not that hard. Mind ya business. I highly value open and honest communication, but I'm also a very silly person. I take the important stuff seriously, but I will crack a joke at the most inappropriate time, I can't help myself. I thrive on silliness.

I'm huge into movies and music. I'm typically watching at least two movies a day, I've start journaling my movie and album watching so I can really dig deep into why I love the things I love. I gravitate towards horror and heavy metal, but I'll watch or listen to anything if it's good. What are some songs you've had on repeat? Any movies you're excited for coming out this year?

I've got my shit together, own my own home, set in my career. I've got a great group of supportive friends, and now I'm just looking for a partner to share a wonderful and fun life with. I'd prefer someone in the US so timezones line up, but if we vibe really well, I guess world wide is cool too. I'd like to establish an online LDR at first, visits if we hit it off, and I'd like to move out of this very republican area I live in sometime in the future.

Hopefully any of this sounds interesting to you. I'd love to talk with you if it does. If not, I wish you all the best on your search :)

Do you like the drama of life? I don't mean the "he said she said" type, I mean the type of yearning drama that permeated the town of Twin Peaks when Laura Palmer died.

I'm a hopeless romantic, big on enthusiasm and praise for my partner. A goddess should be worshiped and admired right?

I'm not young anymore, but I'm not old. I'm 31. 6 feet tall, chubby. Big guy. Great hugs, can most definitely pick you up. White, if that matters. Short hair, great beard. Sometimes the hair is long, sometimes short. This Louisiana heat is keeping it short for me lately.

Single, no children. Don't want children. Got snipped to prevent children. I expend whatever paternal energy I have on my friends and my two rescue dogs. I'm not religious, very liberal, open-minded, and non-judgemental. ACAB, F*ck ICE, Free Palestine. I have bail money so I WILL punch a nazi. Takes all sorts to make a world but you don't get to be a f*ckass.

Big fan of open and honest communication, but I am in my heart the silliest of gooses, and will crack a joke at the most inopportune time. Jester's privilege and all that. I'm also a huge flirt, so I hope you bring a similar energy.

I watch way too many movies ( a lot of horror) and listen to way too much music (a lot of metal), but not much tv (I make an exception for The Pitt). I also watch a ton of youtube, I'm one of those weirdos that pays for premium. I love all kinds of movies and music though, so don't think I'm some dark and brooding misanthrope, and I'm definitely not snooty. I like haute french cuisine and late night taco bell.

I've got my life pretty in order, got my own house, own car, all that jazz, gainfully employed and set in my career. I've got my lovely group of friends, and now I'd like someone to join me on whatever journey would come next. I mentioned that I'm open minded so any AFAB or feminine presenting folks are welcome, but please be from the US. I'm obviously open to a long distance relationship as I know no one will be answering this post from the US south (lol), but outside of the US timezones are just too different.

Hopefully any of this sounds interesting. Please send me a chat if it does, with just a smidge of effort if you don't mind. If I don't sound interesting, I wish you all the best out there :)

Do you like the drama of life? I don't mean the "he said she said" type, I mean the type of yearning drama that permeated the town of Twin Peaks when Laura Palmer died.

I'm a hopeless romantic, big on enthusiasm and praise for my partner. A goddess should be worshiped and admired right?

I'm not young anymore, but I'm not old. I'm 31. 6 feet tall, chubby. Big guy. Great hugs, can most definitely pick you up. White, if that matters. Short hair, great beard. Sometimes the hair is long, sometimes short. This Louisiana heat is keeping it short for me lately.

Single, no children. Don't want children. Got snipped to prevent children. I expend whatever paternal energy I have on my friends and my two rescue dogs. I'm not religious, very liberal, open-minded, and non-judgemental. ACAB, Fuck ICE, Free Palestine. I have bail money so I WILL punch a nazi. Takes all sorts to make a world but you don't get to be a fuckass.

Big fan of open and honest communication, but I am in my heart the silliest of gooses, and will crack a joke at the most inopportune time. Jester's privilege and all that. I'm also a huge flirt, so I hope you bring a similar energy.

I watch way too many movies ( a lot of horror) and listen to way too much music (a lot of metal), but not much tv (I make an exception for The Pitt). I also watch a ton of youtube, I'm one of those weirdos that pays for premium. I love all kinds of movies and music though, so don't think I'm some dark and brooding misanthrope, and I'm definitely not snooty. I like haute french cuisine and late night taco bell.

I've got my life pretty in order, got my own house, own car, all that jazz, gainfully employed and set in my career. I've got my lovely group of friends, and now I'd like someone to join me on whatever journey would come next. I mentioned that I'm open minded so any AFAB or feminine presenting folks are welcome, but please be from the US. I'm obviously open to a long distance relationship as I know no one will be answering this post from the US south (lol), but outside of the US timezones are just too different.

Hopefully any of this sounds interesting. Please send me a chat if it does, with just a smidge of effort if you don't mind. If I don't sound interesting, I wish you all the best out there :)