u/CodeDog6

I was released due to lack of evidence.

It was costing him an arm and a leg!

Condensed milk!

Shouldn’t they already know you’re coming?

At this point of the investigation, they still have nothing to go on.

The woman downtown says “hey, Father, how about a blowjob for $25?”

The priest is totally appalled and walks back to the church.

He then sees Mother Superior and sheepishly whispers , “Mother Superior, what is a blowjob? “

Mother Superior replies “$25, just like it is downtown!”

So you don’t poke your eyes out.