▲ 22 r/cleanjokes
Dad: "How do I turn on this new smart TV?"
Me: "You just talk to it, Dad—but it helps if you're actually holding the remote."
u/lnc_gomes — 16 hours ago
r/cleanjokes
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How come fly traps aren't as effective on Earth?
It's because there true strength relies on one planet alone....
VENUS
u/ArchonsOfficialRep — 21 hours ago
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Why don't lemons care who squeezes them?
They're used to the juicy pain.
u/ArchonsOfficialRep — 21 hours ago
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How long does it take to make a candle?
it's considered waxy business.
u/ArchonsOfficialRep — 22 hours ago
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Why don’t construction workers take breaks?
That’s a pretty steel claim to make on a job site.
u/FortunaSeren — 5 hours ago
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Why don't offices give fair promotions?
Because they’re great at forging work… just not pay.
u/ArchonsOfficialRep — 5 hours ago
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