r/WitchcraftCircleJerk

As the title implies I am more aligned with the Horned God than the Triple Goddess but the more I learn about general haggery the more appealing it seems. I feel a fundamental need to lean hard into the entropic depths of the Crone (not in a sex way). As such I currently live in a dumpster and throw dead raccoons at passersby while screeching prophecies in Google Translate Gaelic. Instead of a standard tarot deck I use self-cut squares of used flypaper and cigarette packs with images scribbled in my own bodily fluids (not in a sex way). To commune with the Goddess I drink sterno strained through my tattered socks and slam my head against a brick wall until I can feel the enlightenment kicking in. I no longer remember what indoors smells like. Everything I eat I steal from feral cats.

Am I on the right track here? Could I hagmaxx more efficiently (not in a sex way)?

what does it means if you eat raw meat after writing (let's say, with olive oil) someones name on it ?

just curious about it because i felt a strong need to do it

I’m about to give birth in a few weeks. What kind of cord cutting ritual should I do? Has anyone had problems doing spells at the hospital?

Bonus question: Do I need to set aside part of my placenta to use for anything before I make my smoothie?

My username tag by the mods??? Hello 😭😭😭 i fucking love it