Hag lifestyle tips for a male witch?
As the title implies I am more aligned with the Horned God than the Triple Goddess but the more I learn about general haggery the more appealing it seems. I feel a fundamental need to lean hard into the entropic depths of the Crone (not in a sex way). As such I currently live in a dumpster and throw dead raccoons at passersby while screeching prophecies in Google Translate Gaelic. Instead of a standard tarot deck I use self-cut squares of used flypaper and cigarette packs with images scribbled in my own bodily fluids (not in a sex way). To commune with the Goddess I drink sterno strained through my tattered socks and slam my head against a brick wall until I can feel the enlightenment kicking in. I no longer remember what indoors smells like. Everything I eat I steal from feral cats.
Am I on the right track here? Could I hagmaxx more efficiently (not in a sex way)?