r/NBAWestMemeWar

SPOTTED: Two thin San Antonio women in sequence at NBA game

In what is being described as an "impossible" occurrence, a TV camera captured two thin San Antonio women in one shot during yesterday's playoff matchup. Incredibly, experts confirm the stunt appears to have been pulled off without the use of forced perspective or AI assistance.

Accusations that the pair were bussed in have yet to be confirmed as of Wednesday, with many theorists concluding that "GLP-1s and a high pressure hose" were all that was needed to turn these San Antonio women into solid 7/10s.

u/Jonny_Stranger — 13 hours ago

🚨🚨🚨 FIRST ALERT: The Minnesota Timberwolves have officially been placed on fraud watch.

Wemby reportedly told reporters:

“They’re fake demons. My only regret is I didn’t get Sith Lord McDaniels. All good tho -- Spurs in 6.”

u/arod7432 — 1 day ago

Victor "World Peace" Wemby is on a generational run.

He's giving us generational meme material. Thank this man.

First taking a nap, then this? I just can't get enough!

u/majidLuv — 3 days ago

BREAKING: Luka Doncic has been cleared to play for Game 5 against the Thunder, per league sources.

u/JCameron181 — 2 days ago