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🚨🚨🚨 FIRST ALERT: The Minnesota Timberwolves have officially been placed on fraud watch.

Wemby reportedly told reporters:

“They’re fake demons. My only regret is I didn’t get Sith Lord McDaniels. All good tho -- Spurs in 6.”

u/arod7432 — 1 day ago

JUST IN 🚨: Live look inside OKC’s locker room before tonight’s game.

Reports indicate the refs allegedly addressed the team pregame saying:
“Remember what you’re playing for, gentlemen.” 📞⚡️⚡️

u/arod7432 — 3 days ago

🚨 BREAKING: Wemby gives first comments following his HYPED ejection last night that EVERYONE is talking about

u/arod7432 — 3 days ago

🚨 BREAKING: LeBron James to San Antonio confirmed.

When asked why, LeBron reportedly stated:
“I can’t stand to see those foul merchants run the league.”

Wemby was reportedly heard saying:
“we can finally bring back real basketball.”

Sources later spotted the two reviewing “Ethical Hoops” film at 3 AM in an undisclosed H-E-B parking lot while Castle stood lookout.

More details to come.

u/arod7432 — 4 days ago

BREAKING🚨🚨🚨: OKC officially announces their road-game adjustment package for the Western Semis

League sources confirming OKC has begun testing a new ‘portable home court advantage’ initiative for road playoff games.

Thoughts?

u/arod7432 — 5 days ago