u/Jonny_Stranger

In what is being described as an "impossible" occurrence, a TV camera captured two thin San Antonio women in one shot during yesterday's playoff matchup. Incredibly, experts confirm the stunt appears to have been pulled off without the use of forced perspective or AI assistance.

Accusations that the pair were bussed in have yet to be confirmed as of Wednesday, with many theorists concluding that "GLP-1s and a high pressure hose" were all that was needed to turn these San Antonio women into solid 7/10s.

Idk if anyone's posted this yet but if you look closely during the vid of pathetic Chet flopping all over the place yesterday you can actually see here that he pulls a SHAI FLOP FACE prior to grabbing his face and rolling around on the court yesterday.

I've got a working theory that the faces Shai pulls to get his calls are actually being taught all down the roster. Ready for the OKC downvote storm but it's worth it to get the truth out.

FTA is literally the reason my dog died after my dad tied it to the bumper before a road trip in the summer of 2015.

They usually just mention first responders & military personnel so I thought it was worth posting 🫣

Shout out Denver, Pistons, Celtics, Lolknicks for extending their series and giving the people something interesting to watch in the first round cause I'm bored af. Even Wemby was nice enough to knock himself out and extend their series to five.

In celebration of OKC's third annual 1st round sweep. Y'all make sure to get a lil r&r these playoffs, OKC for sure is 💆