Most of them liked it. My autistic puppygirl wasn’t a big fan. She really puts the ‘arf’ in ARFID. But we have plenty of dinosaur chicken nuggies for her.
Go off queens 👸 I have POTS which makes wiping hard!
Just kidding.
As soon as the toast started talking I smacked it the fuck off my counter. I think my shrooms expired.
Please excuse the lazy plating, I legit only had three hours to get ready for church and my eldest son Jebediah wouldn’t come back from the wheat fields in time.
After YEARS of being together he finally told me his deepest fantasy... At first I was down but now its turned into a living nightmare. He claims to not even be a juggalo!!!! Always is whispering things about wanting my clussy.... Should I stick this out and see if its a phase??? I wonder if my life is going to forever be this or if I will be able to have a real sex life again without my man having to honk my nose.....
He’d make a good elementary school teacher, at least.
i swear on everything it was an accident and i’ll never admit my crimes to him but oh my GOD i can’t stop thinking about how hot they were and how i wish he would just send them to me 😵💫 obvs he is entitled to his privacy, i just never would have expected it from him and now i’m holding onto this guilty dirty secret and i’m going insane ahhhh!!!!
deconstructed fish tacos bc my dumbass didn’t realize i only had half a tortilla left in the fridge 🫠
edit: the title is both a joke and because this is a GOOD problem to have 😔🤌
They put them in sausage I know what it is but I don't care enough to recall the name...
These chips are so damn addicting .
I recently rekindled with my HS ex after over a decade. This guy literally made me squirt 3 times 😭
Sooo boom I’m on social media he would randomly always check on me , and he would ask my brother about me a lot. Our older brothers are bestfriends . I am a very private person and it’s kind of like you have to catch me when you can . This particular time the convo went on longer than usual bc I usually would just replace once and that’s it. We exchanged numbers . I was thinking heck I have nothing to lose why nottt? Soo
We ended up spending a lot of time together literally just vibing . He is so freaking hot😭. He took me on dates and everything just fun shit tbh. Only thing is I do not want a relationship though. I am not really interested in dating anyone right now . Which I had to be honest with him.
Apparently he really wants me in THAT way. ALLL I CAN SAY IS The sex was amazing I’m a lady with needs . I haven’t had sex in foreverrrrr and yeah it just kind of happened. He was super respectful and he was making sure that’s what I wanted . Like DUHHHH I AM LITERALLY INITIATING. IT😂I felt like an animal lmao
He’s freaking amazing but truth be told I mean I’m in my late 20s. I’m just trying to thrive live life and travel. He also has a 5 year old now . I love kids but huntyyyyy. I do not want to be a step mom .
I quickly determined that I have to cut things off with him. I don’t want to keep him around just for the dick when I know he wants more . He was noticing how I was being distant after expressing everything to him and he was pretty sad about it . I mean at least I was honest .
Goodbyeeeeee to him 😐🥲 I would probably never squirt that much another day in my life. I COULD HAVE BEEN A WOMAN IN A MANS FIELD 🤔. What do you ladies sayyy? Lmaooo maybe I just need to let him be ughhhhhhh
And that day has finally come ✨
EVERYONE COME MEET MY BOY, AMBROSE
(I will not be taking questions on his parentage at this time.)
Posting like the kitchencells subs because I'm depressed
the color threw me off just a bit but when drunk fast it taste delicious
Now your potato chip is my potato chips mf step son
Deep throating this in our bed. You’re crazy if you think I’m throwing these green baddies away! So here is my dinner. Cheers, ladies. 🍻