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I got the sprays and the Hoth candle also. Oooooh and the little Grogu car thing.

Happy Mother’s Day Eve to those who celebrate! 🎉

Deep throating this in our bed. You’re crazy if you think I’m throwing these green baddies away! So here is my dinner. Cheers, ladies. 🍻

Got stoned last night and found these little nutter butter buddies in bed cheering me on when I woke up this morning. Kinda stale but protein is protein! Not sure how old these cookies are or where they came from! Cookie fairies?

This is my strawberry pie from McDonald’s. Dude winked at me when he handed it to me and I flashed him a little tongue flick. I found a pube in the jelly too. Lucky day?

I told my dog that this was my dinner! Begging strips are for me! But how can you say no to that face? So once again, I am eating crumbs and cigarette butts.

Crapped my pants at the Mormon church today whilst bearing my testimony. Started crying and shidding. The bishop says we are having a meeting Monday. 🚬