u/Soft-Parsnip-112

the hotdogs felt like an extra slap in the face 😔😔😔 sorry to my sisters 🕊️💔

depression has led me to the ungodliest pits of hell because jennifer coolidge is currently flirting with a literal minecraft character who cannot speak english and i’m shipping them?

“marry me chicken” aka chicken with a sun-dried tomato cream sauce with rice and broccoli 🙂‍↕️

i swear on everything it was an accident and i’ll never admit my crimes to him but oh my GOD i can’t stop thinking about how hot they were and how i wish he would just send them to me 😵‍💫 obvs he is entitled to his privacy, i just never would have expected it from him and now i’m holding onto this guilty dirty secret and i’m going insane ahhhh!!!!

deconstructed fish tacos bc my dumbass didn’t realize i only had half a tortilla left in the fridge 🫠

edit: the title is both a joke and because this is a GOOD problem to have 😔🤌

My best friend gave birth a few weeks ago to the most precious baby girl and I get to meet her tomorrow!! I’m incredibly excited, but also nervous in a way I didn’t expect to be?

As an only child with most of her nieces and nephews living across the pond, my experience with meeting newborns is pretty scarce. She’s my first bestie to have a baby, and I want to make sure I do it right. So I’m here calling all mommas and besties who have met their pseudo niblings for advice!!

Do I bring a gift? (I brought gifts to her baby shower, if that matters. I was thinking some kind of frozen meal, but is that too much?) Besides taking a Covid test, are there any other preventative measures to make her feel more comfortable? Should I approach it as a “gab sesh” because she’s been cooped up in the house, or focus on the baby??

I’m soooo overthinking this, but any advice would be welcomed and appreciated! ❤️

Homemade chicken tikka, saag paneer, Trader Joe’s naan and mango chutney. :-)