r/CrazyIdeas

Legal prostitutes of course... I'm not suggesting anything illegal. I know Reddit gets uptight about anything that might not be "brand-safe"

Ask for heaps of hamburgers along with the money.

To help with loneliness epidemic

Basically, like a bar or something where you have a brick wall outside and let people build molotov cocktails and throw them at the wall. There would be plenty of fire extinguishers and such. It would be so much fun! Charge like $20 per molotov cocktail.

I've been on my period for 2 months... 2 FUCKING MONTHSSSS!! WHY CAN'T MEN HAVE PERIODS TOO AND GET PREGNANT, WHY DO WOMEN NEED TO GIVE BIRTH TO UGLY ASS KIDS AND SUFFER WITH BLEEDING, ESPECIALLY WOMEN LIKE ME THAT ARE BLEEDING OUT HERE, I DON'T EVEN WANT KIDS. WOMEN SHOULD ALSO BEABLE TO MAKE MEN PREGNANT. HELL, MAKE THE WORLD "WOKE" AND ALLOW SAME SEX COUPLES TO MAKE KIDS WITH EACHOTHER WITHOUT SOME CRAZY SCIENCE SHIT ASWELL. LET US ALL BE TRUELY FUCKING EQUAL, GOD. 😭✌️

The Italian Job? Italy makes The American Job, which critiques American work culture and terrible worker protections.

The English Patient? Respond with The American Patient, about an American burn victim who can’t afford treatment and has to go back to work with no time off because he’s got an American job.

The Manchurian Candidate becomes the American Candidate, which is still about a politician trying to destroy the US, simply by maintaining the status quo on healthcare.

What their bite does is up to you.

This is my personal "We kill the batman" moment

a sudoku like game with images of shoes instead of numbers, but you must put two of each kind of shoe in each row, column and box

It would force people to communicate only what’s truly important, slash meeting schedules by 90%, and honestly, most org charts already look like they were made by a stressed 5-year-old

In Russian, my native language, there are many ways the same word can change its ending. I frequently get frustrated when I try to use the autocomplete function on my Android smartphone for Russian. Due to Russian words having many potential endings it's hard for the algorithm of autocomplete to correctly guess which ending a Russian word should have. It would be more helpful if autocomplete only gave me the root of each word, without trying to guess the entire word.