r/CrazyIdeas

Think about it. Prove I am not. I a neitches worst nightmare and gorillas best friend

This isn't even really the right sub for this but idk it was the most fitting one I thought of. Also ik the concept of gendered colors is ridiculous, but u kinda just gotta roll w it for this

Anyway, think about it. Blue is beauty like the sky, and it's a color rarely found in nature otherwise cuz divinity and radiance like that is so hard to find, so much so that even a lotta blue that *is* in nature is facetious (iirc a light trick instead of pigment, in short). That relates to women cuz they're beautiful fr. And pink represents the white of the purity of man, stained by the blood of their prey and adversaries

There should be a bill worth a third of a dollar.

If your net worth is above, say, 100 million, then you are unable to get any loans from a bank. They should use the money they have to acquire the things they want.

Seems like a waste to just kill them and not use them

Just send them a nuke. While it is a bad idea in many eyes, if they send them a nuke, we eliminate the cycle of claiming they are getting close every few years. Basically they say yes we have nuclear capability, now you know, so stay the hell out. If NK really sees them as an ally they can stop the constant bullying based on possibility and create security for Iran based on certainty.

Dell Computers should buy Del Taco. They can offer Dell customers discounted tacos.

Give the territory on its borders to the surrounding states.

Criminals guilty of petty offenses (shoplifting, misdemeanor possession, public intoxication, etc) should be allowed to opt for a quick public caning or a day in the stocks after a couple hours in jail for processing. No bail, no waiting in jail for your court date, no legal system clogged with hundreds of idiotic cases.

You’re about to go through security and you forgot your shampoo is 4oz. Instead of tossing it, you drop it at a swap station. Meanwhile, someone who just landed and is heading to an Airbnb with no toiletries picks it up for free. They leave behind their half-used travel toothpaste, which the next departing passenger grabs.

It’s the circle of toiletries. Everyone wins. TSA stays happy. Landfills get a little lighter

So basically, Untrustables are basically Uncrustables but they have a 25% chance to have a razor blade in them (I had this idea at school by the way).

We make a hammer out of meat. Productivity skyrockets and you eated it for lunch

Make death row inmates pedal a stationary bike that generates the electricity needed to execute them.

he works around the clock if you ask a complex coding question or a recipe you just get to watch a live webcam feed of dave sweating and reading stack overflow trying to figure it out for you
it would be infinitely more reliable and entertaining than whatever silicon valley is trying to force on our phones right now
would anyone else actually pay a premium subscription just to use dave instead of an algorithm

nowhere to go but up from there.

Everything a hiker needs is within this fit:

Motorcycle helmet for dual protection from the sun and sudden slips, trips and falls.

Wizard cloak for sun, cold, wind exposure protection