u/roastmasterbash

A friend said this could be more simple. I’m too inside it rn. Thoughts?

I have depression. I explained to my girlfriend that most of the time, I feel nothing inside.

So now every time we have sex, she says she’s depressed.

She’s frustrated because now the only thing going down on her is my spirits.

Antidepressants make it impossible to finish. Great news. Now the only contraceptive I need is being sad.

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u/roastmasterbash — 1 day ago
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My cousin was born on January 1st, 2001.

His personality is so robotic.

But I don’t know what I expected. After all, his birthday is 01/01/01

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u/roastmasterbash — 3 days ago