u/fancypantsmiss

I am craving chocolate because I am on my period. I am craving ungodly amounts of chocolate because I am breastfeeding.

Fuck. My. Life.

That’s all. Just the heading

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u/fancypantsmiss — 1 day ago
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Important

A thing for protection...... If you think a spirit entity is hurting you? Like migrane? Sivere back pain or heart pain any type of pain....where you never had any background health conditions and you feel it that it's a spirit negative entity?

Do not burp..... Yes! Do not burp because it means his (the latched spirit entity wishes are comming true) do not let this happen.

Write this spell in jar (all ill intentions..descend back to my root chakra) once you wrote it? The spell will work if you get burp again don't worry it will go down from your throat... But do not force release it through mouth...... Let it go down. In 5-10 seconds it will.

That spell will seal your throat. It's spiritual protection. And it works. Believe it. If it doesn't work clear the air....try it twice thrice. It will.

A burp is a rust to your human body. So don't. And let the gases pass where it's supposed to be. Back.

If you don't know how to write a spell check YouTube for jar spells.

For spiritual protection wear iron, gold and copper. (If you don't have gold I think you can go for poor mans gold)

One more most important thing if you see these dots and spots on your feet? Which was never there before? wear iron or stainless steel chain.(what is does is it will weight down those energy...if an entity spirit is stealing them)

If you don't believe me try wearing pure stainless steel chain on neck and within few hours....you will feel how heavy you feel.

The more stainless steel chain you wear the heavier your feet energies will be.

PROTECT YOUR ENERGY.

Specially pisces. Shiv energy (Spritual warfare).

Who are doing this? You will get to know one day.

u/fancypantsmiss — 3 days ago

I think I am officially a kitchen witch 🧙‍♀️

I ended up on kitchen witch tok a week ago and I have been drawn to it. NGL, I am a Hindu so a lot of stuff we already follow. It is so interesting that people who are in two different countries tell the same thing! For example, my grandfather would always say while cooking always stir clockwise. While making dosa, always pour it clockwise. Herbal plants like Holy basil are sacred etc.

Anyways. I just cleansed my whole kitchen spices and burning an incense everytime I cook. I am loving it so far. ❤️🫚🌶️

u/fancypantsmiss — 4 days ago

What meal did you have this week that is a weird combination but… works? Do you have an unhinged story to go with it? Set yourself free, ladies. Make it spicy! Make it unhinged! Go off the rails! If you had to say “hear me out” before eating it, even better. (But follow the sub rules.) We’re here to have fun.

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u/fancypantsmiss — 6 days ago

I drink alcohol for the taste like a weirdo. Something obviously wrong with my taste buds. So here is my non alcoholic rose before bed.

u/fancypantsmiss — 13 days ago

What meal did you have this week that is a weird combination but… works? Do you have an unhinged story to go with it? Set yourself free, ladies. Make it spicy! Make it unhinged! Go off the rails! If you had to say “hear me out” before eating it, even better. (But follow the sub rules.) We’re here to have fun.

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u/fancypantsmiss — 13 days ago

Of the first guy I ever fell in love with.

Nope. Not in love with him anymore. Lmao, infact I am making a cringe face just thinking about having “love” and “him” in the same sentence.

Was I deeply in love with him? Yes. Forgive me. I was 14. I was just turning girly and getting noticed and he was the first guy who… noticed. Well, he didn’t just notice, he NOTICED.

Anyways,

I was flattered. And I thought it was love. I was playing hard to get because I was 14 and a literal child and was not ready to date. He asked me if I wanted to become his girlfriend friend (ew). And I said no, I was not ready. I had to get into college, get a job, you know big dreams and boyfriends were a distraction.

And then, he asked my friend out and got into a relationship with her.

Lmao.

I think about it now I laugh. But back then I was heartbroken. For 12 fucking months! It was my first heartbreak so… yeah…

And then I moved on.

Anyways… why am I writing all this?

Well, I am flattered mostly. And will eat romantic stuff up. Easy bait to reel me in.

But actions is what will make me stay.

And there is only one guy who has done a good job with that. And…I am married to him. ❤️

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u/fancypantsmiss — 17 days ago