
u/Spare_Future321

Doctor: "Sir your eye reports are back...
...and they are not looking good"
Me: "Ohh, Can I see them ?"
Doctor: "No."
My idea on End Update
Guys feel free to express your opinion and expand on what more could be added including more armor trims, potions, enchantments , achievements etc.
"What do you call a man without a body and a nose?"
"Nobody knows"
Don't lose hopes ( A message to those who fumbled April Attempt)
You have two choices now. You can sit in regret, replay the paper a hundred times, and slowly lose confidence or you can take a breath, accept what happened, and decide:
“I’m not done yet.”
Few Years back one of my seniors fumbled April attempt and guess what he was a kid who was way above average. He kind of got depressed after that and took bad decisions regarding college choice and career options. Another guy who was also my senior fumbled his last attempt actually moved on and did something good with his life, since he's now earning decent and is living his dreams.
Itna assan thodi hota bolna. Our parents,teachers and our peers have a lot of expectations and we run to fulfill them. A lot of us had promised to ourselves that yes we will clear this exam. The problem is most people doesn't want to acknowledge the fact that JEE doesn't decide your life. This isn't cope but actually the reality. People just shout about CS and CS, however if you're following tech news you would learn that there are way less placements in CS than there was back in 2022. As of recent Oracle laid of 30k employees. What IIT or NIT does is just improve your resume a bit. Apart from that you would have to work a lot and grow skills that are actually helpful in real life scenario or in the branch where you want to establish your career. Toxic coaching cultures are treating the exam like they are the olympics whereas you would barely remember the toppers of today after a decade if they haven't done anything decent with their lives.
Lets take a breath , reflect on our mistakes and build a better tomorrow.
Always Remember to follow your passions where social standards have no place.
" Sir your wife is angry because you never buy her flowers."
"I never knew my wife sold flowers??"
Flight Attendant:" Window or Aisle?"
"Window or you'll what?"
What if Windu just jabbed the lightsaber in this scene?
Think of it
While anakin was standing if windu straight away jabbed the lightsaber instead of raising it to strike Palpatine. Anakin wouldn't have got enough time to take out his lightsaber..
I told my dad I’m thinking about a career in mirror cleaning…
He said, “That’s something you can really see yourself doing.”
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Because they don't have the guts to do so