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A Baptist, a Catholic, and a Pentecostal were fleeing an oncoming tsunami on a beach

when the Catholic beat the other two to the highest point on the island. He turned and pushed his brothers back into the water and said, “Forgive me, Lord. There’s room only for one, and they believe in full water immersion anyway.”

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u/Slight-Ad8511 — 1 day ago
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I was drunk when my friends dared me to jump off the roof and into the pool.

I was on my way down when I saw it was blue, very small, and plastic.

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u/Slight-Ad8511 — 4 days ago
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I was drunk when my friends dared me to jump off the roof and into the pool.

I was on my down when I realized it was blue, and very small and plastic.

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u/Slight-Ad8511 — 4 days ago