u/SergeiAndropov

My wife found some old Pokémon games in the closet and decided to list them on eBay. Within half an hour, eBay had decided that she was some sort of menace to society (which is fair) and permanently suspended her account. She’s now going around in circles with the customer service AI chatbot and presumably being placed on some kind of FBI watchlist of people who have old Pokémon games. I think I hear helicopters approaching our house.