u/LeilLikeNeil

Mods deleting posts asking whether Dukads doink got a spoon on it because “is a meme” seem like a conspiracy to keep the truth of Dukats dong from coming out! If the mods have nothing to hide then release the photos of dukats poenis that we ALL KNOW you have!

I just really appreciate the fact that they manage to find so many good narrators for Adrian’s audiobooks. Shard, Alien Clay, Final Architecture, Children series, all different readers who do a great. Thats it, that’s the whole post.

I’ve never even been to this subreddit before, but today the algorithm decided I needed to hear y’all shouting about phonographic chess memes or whatever you goblins are doing around here, and I’m just here to tell to to stop putting your pawns up your butts or whatever business you’re getting up to with each other.

Very mild spoiler for S21E4 >!Custard and mustard was just an absolute classic task, not just in concept, but in the way it played out with the contestants. Two competent contestants confidently completing the task as written, two absolute buffoons bumbling through instructions they haven’t understood, and one chaos gremlin. Bravo.!<

Y’all know the story about the man who hears a flood is coming, but he won’t leave his home because God will save him. His neighbors leave in their car, offering him a ride, and he says “no, God will save me”. When the water is several feet deep, somebody comes in a boat and offers him a ride, and he says “no, God will save me”. Finally, nearly the entire house is underwater, a helicopter comes, and again he says “no, God will save me”. And then he dies. When he meets God, he asks, “why didn’t you save me?” And God says “the fuck you talking about? I sent a car, a boat, and a fucking helicopter!”

Flat earthers who claim they want to understand God’s creation are like that.

POLL PRESENTING TWO OPTIONS ONE OF WHICH IS AN AMOUNT OF MONEY AND THE OTHER IS AN OBJECTIVELY UNPLEASANT EXPERIENCE.