r/AnarchyChess

Hey guys! Everyone is freaking out about Sindarov’s results in a tournament. As an uzbek, I am so happy for my fellow countryman showing good results. But I know nothing about chess. How rare is this result (5.5/6)? In chess terms, is it like Magnus Carlsen’s 5 wins in 9 months?

Hey guys! Everyone is fricking out about Sindarov's results in a tournament. As a fr*nch, I am so happy my fellow femboy is showing good results. But I know nothing about chess. How rare is this result (6/5.5 so far)? In ballet terms, is it like Baryshnikov's pirouette in La SylFIDE?

I'm just asking questions here, but something just isn't right...

First off, I go to turn on my Hikaru stream one day and he starts talking about this guy from Uzbekistan... now we all know what a real country is. A real country is a place like England or Russia or Africa, but this guy's over here saying he's from some place nobody's ever heard of before. It sounds like someone heard about that fictional place from my Borat and decided to make up a place like that. It makes no sense. Why would someone say they're from a made up country?

Then I do lots of research, and I figure out that this "guy" has just won five out of his last six games. FIVE!!!! Even when I do my best scholars mate lines, I'm never able to win two in a row. This just doesn't make sense.

Next there's the unsolved mystery of Hikaru's missing file. ​Hikaru (who as everybody knows is the best chessman of all time) was right about to smoke this shifty Sindarof "man" when somehow someone went and stole a whole castle right out of his file! The only way anyone could have done that is with super-human technology. The kind that even humans couldn't get.

Now, I'm just asking questions, but it's like Sherlock Homes said; "First you take out all the thoughts that don't work and whatcha got then?" I'll tell you what youve got. You got "That dude's an alien."

Hey guys! Everyone is freaking out about Sindarov’s results in a tournament. As a human, I am so happy for my fellow countryman showing good results. But I know nothing about chess. How rare is this result (5.5/6 so far)? In Eastern Kingdoms terms, is it like Nihilum's world first Naxxramas?