Mr. Swales is something else, man
"It be all fool-talk, lock, stock, and barrel, that's what it be and nowt else. These bans an' wafts an' boh-ghosts an' bar-guests an' bogles an' all anent them is only fit to set bairns an' dizzy women a'belderin'. They be nowt but air-blebs."
- Mr. Swales, Page 78 (in my copy at least)
Y'know, I first finished reading Dracula back in November of last year, and it wasn't until this recent re-read that I realized I don't think I ever fully internalized what the fuck this man is even talking about asdfghjkl
Not just in this paragraph but like, in general. Whatever he has to say, having to read that written accent is so much fun but I get more focused on that than the actual subject matter of his dialogue.