u/Designer_Advance116

Mr. Swales is something else, man

"It be all fool-talk, lock, stock, and barrel, that's what it be and nowt else. These bans an' wafts an' boh-ghosts an' bar-guests an' bogles an' all anent them is only fit to set bairns an' dizzy women a'belderin'. They be nowt but air-blebs."

- Mr. Swales, Page 78 (in my copy at least)

Y'know, I first finished reading Dracula back in November of last year, and it wasn't until this recent re-read that I realized I don't think I ever fully internalized what the fuck this man is even talking about asdfghjkl

Not just in this paragraph but like, in general. Whatever he has to say, having to read that written accent is so much fun but I get more focused on that than the actual subject matter of his dialogue.

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u/Designer_Advance116 — 6 hours ago

I think Chair is entertaining but lacks that *emotional* intimacy for me

Chuck and Blair are entertaining as hell. They're dramatic as hell. And they're sexual tension was great and bold (for its time period). While they're horrible for each other and I hate that they were endgame, you can't deny that they're not boring.

But my thing is - I don't see any sort of emotional or intimate chemistry with them that I see people talk about all the time. I view their relationship as great drama and great sex, but with that, I kind of would have preferred them as fuck buddies. They're clearly at their most compelling when they're horrible people who keep hurting each other, but what about that is loving or caring?

And tbh, the only time I felt that they were emotionally connecting was season 1A when they were two little evil buddies who matched each other's freak and started drama together (and not too each other like later on), like when they thought Serena was a patient at Ostroff and they tried to out her.

We don't even get to see Blair have some sort of real, honest, intimate conversation with Chuck about her eating disorder and its impact on her mental health, nor do we see Chuck go out of his way to provide any comfort or emotional support for it. Hell, the first time that the show that goes into detail about her eating disorder is in an episode where Chuck is completely absent and Serena is the one to show up for her.

So I guess I'm just trying to see where the image of their chemistry outside of sex appeal could come from.

I also think it's worth mentioning, to me the oversaturation of the ship almost feels like hetslop. Because you know that if these guys were two queer people doing the things they do, suddenly half the people who find it to be cute when a straight couple does it would suddenly get their pitchforks and torches out. I even remember back when they were scheming buds in season 1A, I secretly hoped that they wouldn't be paired together as a romance just because they were friends of different genders.

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u/Designer_Advance116 — 4 days ago

I'm bored and horny and I wanna see some more of the male nudity that this genre has to offer

Sometimes what a guy needs after a long day are some dick and balls that aren't his own.

I appreciate that media can give us some abs, bare back & shoulders, and pecs.

But goddamn is getting some dick and man ass outside of porn too much to ask for? I'm kinda tired of being expected to think titties are all that.

Yeah yeah, I say this in part for being horny, but I also say this as somebody who believes in sexual expression for all orientations and zero repression. Why are only people that are into women ever getting pleasured? I'd love some recs for slashers with a lotta male nudity, 'cause simply presenting men in suggestive contexts as per usual isn't always enough.

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u/Designer_Advance116 — 6 days ago
▲ 110 r/Scream

In Scream 3, she overcame her fears, confronting her family's dark past. In Scream 4, she came out on top from two assholes' attempts to remake her trauma a whole decade after peace. Another decade later in Scream 5, she helps her put an end to the cycle of violence in Woodsboro specifically, having her final hurrah getting rid of Ghostface where it all started before prioritizing her family off screen in 6.

So as much as I'm happy to see the studio finally paying Neve what her work is worth, it kind of rubs me the wrong way that Scream 7 conceptually undoes a lot of what Sidney accomplished by making her the main character again instead of a mentor, MVP figure that they save for the best moments. She's spent all these years keeping her family protected and uninvolved with the murders, she's moved on from the fear and distrust of others that was once instilled in her when she was a young adult, and she was given the peace that The Core Four was now capable and handling the violence that she and The Trio once had to live through.

And then Scream 7 happened. Now her family, save for her younger kids and the grandparents at least, are dragged into Ghostface's game. Sidney is forced to live in fear and be untrusting again. And now she's living the absolute nightmare of her own daughter and her friends being forced to become the third generation of victims and survivors.

I just feel like Scream 5 struck the perfect balance of Sidney being a mentor, one that can fight, but isn't being put through excessive suffering just for being alive. That should have been her role in Scream 7 to a capacity, but since she and her family are the focus, she's thrusted back into everything she fought decades to overcome.

Sidney Prescott will always be one of the greatest and most resilient protagonists in horror history. But Scream is a franchise partially grounded in reality. So unlike other protagonists constantly thrown into battle like, say, Ash Williams; how much is this mother of three expected to put up with until she dies? How much are her poor husband and daughter about to put up with now? With the direction Scream 7 put this franchise, it seems more and more like Sam got it lucky escaping to wherever the hell she is now.

I know that since copycats will always exist, Ghostface will never really end for good in the universe of Scream. But damn, can't we keep a story going without taking good things away from the fighters and survivors?

u/Designer_Advance116 — 15 days ago

One of the sweeter but also incredibly random parts of season 5 was Will and Max becoming absolute besties while El doesn't really get to do much with her until the finale.

While I'm glad to see underutilized dynamics pop up more in season 5, it really pissed me off how sidelined El and Max's friendship were this season compared to before. Despite them only having 2 seconds of screen time together in season 4, you can just feel how much they care about each other there unlike season 5, where El could barely crack a smile at Max waking up.

I was thinking that maybe Will becoming friends with Max was their way of compensating for El's lack of tender moments with her (sending El's pseudo-twin brother to fill in for her in Max's scenes). But considering the direction with Will's character in this season, I feel as if maybe things would've worked better if El and Max had a proper reunion and revival of their dynamic while Will and Kali became pseudo-siblings to complete the "power triplets". 

El and Kali are already lab sisters, Will and El are adoptive siblings and are narrative parallels/twins to one another; and all three of them have powers now with Will's sorcerer abilities. So while El rekindles her friendship with Max, I think Kali could have worked as a morally gray mentor to Will, helping him enhance his powers.

Kali would still be going through a lot, reeling from her imprisonment and still hellbent on the idea that anybody with powers has to die in order for the cycle of government & military violence to end. And while catching up with El and training Will on his powers, she tries to *subtly* get this idea through their heads, because despite having always had good intentions, she's also always been willing to get manipulative and underhanded to achieve them. 

But they could have had it so that she observes the sweet moments between El & Max, Will & The Byers' that remind her of her late friends and plant the seeds in her head that The Party are a safe group and environment that she can trust and reinvigorate her hope for life in. And this all culminates in her fully caring for El and Will's safety by the end of the season, and her sublot in the finale is all about her wanting them to help track down video evidence of the MK Ultra experiments (like the ones used for the NINA project) to blackmail the military into stepping down.

And while we're at it, I also think that one of the biggest missed potential moments for a Kali-Will scene was when they had to break the gate near Hawkins Lab in 5x07 to rescue Dustin and the others. First off, why the hell did Kali have no reaction to being back at the place her trauma? Second off, if El could have always just broke the cameras and break open the metal bandages to enter The Upside Down why didn't they try that at least once when they did The Crawls?

So to fix these two problems, I'd have the group take a breather after El destroys the camera to try to figure things out; because maybe it could have been written in that the vines from The Upside Down were holding onto the metal bandages covering the gates, making it impossible for El to break them open and that's why they couldn't have used them for The Crawls. So now we have them sitting on their asses pondering and shit, and Kali is trying to keep it together being back in Hawkins Lab for the first time since she was a child. 

Will, the empath that he is, checks in on her and calms her down. And as they talk, Kali connects the dots that; since Will's ability to control The Upside Down creatures are based on his proximity to the hive mind, why not have him try to break open the metal by having him control the vines keeping the bandages in place?

So in a scene paralleling 2x07 when Kali trained El to use anger to move the train, Kali trains Will to use some positive emotion this time around, like passion or something to move the vines and break open the gate, allowing them to go rescue the others.

All of this could have fit into the story they had planned, help the audience like Kali more, and her feel more human instead of existing only to serve El's ambiguous ending.

u/Designer_Advance116 — 15 days ago
▲ 17 r/Scream

Unless Scream 8 or any future sequels prove otherwise, my headcanon for where Sam and Tara are has to do with Kirby.

Kirby's an FBI agent with a special interest in ghostface cases. Which I take to mean that Kirby spent the decade in between 4 and 5 actively looking into and stopping isolated ghostface copycats across the country that had nothing to do with Sidney but were still causing harm. That way, all the ghostface drama (which, lets face it, is never gonna end in-universe since copycats will always exist) could continue to at least be limited to either the people of Woodsboro and/or people somewhat related to Sidney's past.

Hell, it's possible that Kirby is the in-universe reason why there was yet another decade of peace after Scream 4. If Kirby was regularly shutting ghostface activity down, then there would be less media attention to ghostface, no material for the Stab films for a while, etc.

With that in mind, Kirby's absence in Scream 7 is odd, even moreso than Sam and Tara's. The Scream 5 killings are what got her to investigate the ones in Scream 6, so where was she 3 years later?

Well, what if she was with Sam, who may have spent the three years since 5 also going after ghostface copycats and other dangerous people? Sam could have been spending time to track and stop them, all with the help of Tara, maybe even Danny, all backed by an FBI agent by their side in the form of Kirby?

It would explain why they had to be away during the events of 7 while literally every other survivor of 5 and 6 were present for this most recent film. And it could be why Chad and Mindy are separate from the sisters and don't mention them by name. Its possible that they're still friends, but the twins know that the sisters are regularly dealing with ghostfaces and other killers outside of the main chain of events. So they keep comments on them minimal to protect them. Maybe Chad and Tara are even having a secret long distance relationship?

This concept could work either as a reason to keep The Carpenters' story closed, or as a way to bring them back in another sequel.

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u/Designer_Advance116 — 18 days ago