u/DepressedMeoww

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Just... Why? Why is this a thing? Never in my 4 years of having Nitro have I seen ads for boosting a server and this can't be just a 'recommendation' as I already have 2 boosts used. Do yall get any of these?

u/DepressedMeoww — 6 days ago

Well you see, the question of "who asked?" is simply a paradox. Because by asking "who asked?", you are implying that people need to be asked before speaking. But following that logic, you would have needed to have someone grant you permission to say that, because who asked you to say "who asked?"? Exactly, nobody did, and nobody can ask anyone to give them permission to give you permission because no one asked them. And this perpetual loop never ends, creating a paradox. So by you saying "who asked?", you admit that you are a stupid fucking retard, and I fucked your mom bitch.

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u/DepressedMeoww — 9 days ago

"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it b becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better.

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u/DepressedMeoww — 10 days ago
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TLDR; My husband says ‘Goblin Mode activated’ when we start to have sex, growls and acts like a caveman, and then says ‘Goblin Mode off’ when we stop, and then pretends not to remember afterward.

I really love my husband and he’s always been great in bed. But recently he’s been acting really weird. So, a couple of days ago, my son went on a rampage through our house and said he was in ‘Goblin Mode’. We didn’t really know what to do with him, so we sent him to live with my parents so he can go to a special needs school. My husband a really great relationship with our son and loved him more than anything. Naturally, he was upset when he had to leave. He’s an incredibly tough man, but this was the first time I’ve ever seen him cry. I think since then, he’s been a little emotionally unwell. I’ve heard him muttering, ‘Goblin’ repeatedly when he didn’t notice me, staring blankly into his food, and just going alone by himself to do who knows what. I feel awful for him, but we both agreed that this was for the best. Last night, the day after our son went away, we decided to have sex to relieve our stress. However, my husband said ‘Goblin Mode activated’, starting growling, and went wild having sex with me. Admittedly, it was some of the best and most experimental sex I’ve ever had, but I’m worried that something might be going on with my husband. Any advice?

Edit: The problem isn’t the ‘Goblin Mode’, it’s that he could be ill

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u/DepressedMeoww — 10 days ago
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I have a NOS K400 keyboard. I was trying to type out accented letters for one project but it didn't work so I just copy pasted the letters online. Doesn't sound like much but I accidentally triggered something (no idea what, tryna figure it out) that remapped (?) some of my keys. When pressing n, m, ./:, ,/;, num 0, and capslock, nothing happens, as if they were dead. I also tried to do every windows-side troubleshooting I could but nothing happened. I seriously need help with this as it's my only keyboard.

Edit: I tried to look up but they all lead to Logitech keyboards

Things I have tried so far: Unplugging/replugging, rebooting, changing languages, changing keyboard languages, using different device, deleting drivers, updating drivers, changing registry entries, factory resetting my keyboard with fn + esc and other keybinds.

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u/DepressedMeoww — 15 days ago