u/CorbyJollibee69

I had a very late lunch today from KFC at around 3 pm, I slept in late and had to down a few 5 hour energies but didn't get a chance to eat anything til later so I was really starving. I usually get fries as a side, I'm more of a burgers and fries guy, dip them in some relish, but today I switched it up and got mashed Ps with gravy and ohhhh do I regret it. It tasted fine, but about 2 hours after, I was running for the bathroom. I wish I could say I made it in time but unfortunately those pants were ruined. I might try to go to an urgent care tomorrow because I'm worried the gravy could have been expired or tampered with. I've never had such a painful or foamy movement. So now I'm laying here with an icepack on my head, nibling at mustard saltines to settle my stomach, with the bathroom looking like an explosion. Really disappointed in KFC, I've been a customer for a long time and I've never had this happen. Be careful out there! I expect this from taco Bell but not the kernel!

I need some skincare recs and I was recommended this sub as well as this store for some high end but low-key skincare. Do here is the dilemma. Tmi... i (37m) need some help with chafing... down there. my ass is extremely chapped, bum, and inner thighs, whole area. i have what is considered a more pear shaped bone structure with a bit of a soft sway/shuffle, im going to try to improve this gait with my posture and maybe muscle strength in the lower body but in the meantime how can i fix the skincare element? the weather is warming up so its getting into those sweaty months and between the buns and inner thighs are already very chapped up and hotspots of irritation, the worse the chafing gets the moreso its a slow sliding/shuffling because of the sweat and abrasion. so im dealing with a soft slow sway already and its worsening into the sliding lazy shuffle as ive tried swabbing the thighs with a q tip to remove excess moisture or powdering after showers with flour which hasnt helped at all and has probably just made it worse. then there is flour with residue, and an unclean scent, chapping up my thighs. so i need to find some sort of ointment or maybe a different routine of rinsing up the hotspots or a special cleaner? i have some lotion, i think i got from piggly wiggly "bahama boy" scent but its really old and i think its expired. i usually take a clean finger to exfoliate grime and then rinse, rinse, rinse, but maybe i need a new lotion. i dread the summer months of sweaty swaying with a chapped ass.

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I (37m) have what I would consider to be a pear shaped bone structure, wider hips than most men, shorter legs with a soft swaying postural gait. There is a lot of abrasion on the thighs, and this can be irritating especially in the summer when it's sweaty and there is more walking. This is the only time it's painful, so it becomes a shuffling slow gait otherwise its just a cosmetic nuisance. Sliding lazy sway . I'm curious if this is just because of the bone structure, spinal alignment, etc, or if there is some sort of training on this soft slow shuffle with a wide staggering away that I could improve the posture and muscle and have a more strong look. I think as a male people will judge me for my soft gentle posture with a sliding lazy sway.

tmi... i (37m) need some help with chafing... down there. my ass is extremely chapped, bum, and inner thighs, whole area. i have what is considered a more pear shaped bone structure with a bit of a soft sway/shuffle, im going to try to improve this gait with my posture and maybe muscle strength in the lower body but in the meantime how can i fix the skincare element? the weather is warming up so its getting into those sweaty months and between the buns and inner thighs are already very chapped up and hotspots of irritation, the worse the chafing gets the moreso its a slow sliding/shuffling because of the sweat and abrasion. so im dealing with a soft slow sway already and its worsening into the sliding lazy shuffle as ive tried swabbing the thighs with a q tip to remove excess moisture or powdering after showers with flour which hasnt helped at all and has probably just made it worse. then there is flour with residue, and an unclean scent, chapping up my thighs. so i need to find some sort of ointment or maybe a different routine of rinsing up the hotspots or a special cleaner? i have some lotion, i think i got from piggly wiggly "bahama boy" scent but its really old and i think its expired. i usually take a clean finger to exfoliate grime and then rinse, rinse, rinse, but maybe i need a new lotion. i dread the summer months of sweaty swaying with a chapped ass.

I (37m) have what I would consider to be a pear shaped bone structure, wider hips than most men, shorter legs with a soft swaying postural gait. There is a lot of abrasion on the thighs, and this can be irritating especially in the summer when it's sweaty and there is more walking. This is the only time it's painful, so it becomes a shuffling slow gait otherwise its just a cosmetic nuisance. Sliding lazy sway . I'm curious if this is just because of the bone structure, spinal alignment, etc, or if there is some sort of training on this soft slow shuffle with a wide staggering away that I could improve the posture and muscle and have a more strong look. I think as a male people will judge me for my soft gentle posture with a sliding lazy sway.

hi folks! i (37m) have never really been into fashion and i dont know much about it. i dont know a lot about brands or style. i tend to wear hats, in particular neon beanies that are very tight on the head sort of like a skull cap. bright pink, purple, neons, etc. some are a bit too tight (i have a thicker head and neck) and will leave impressions around my head where they were if its a really tight hat situation, but i dont let it cut off circulation. can these bright and stylish hats be used as a way to draw attention upward to the head? i have wider hips than most men, "pear shaped" hips and thighs with a bit of a swayed gait and shorter legs. in the summer i sweat easily so i can become very chapped all over with a severe chafe. i want to draw attention more to the head. im very punk, and a huge gamer, and i think i reflect that in my choice of beanies. i have a pink one thats kirby and some with anti-fascist patches. do you think this would work to balance the shape especially when chapping or chafing is present?

i (37m) am new to cooking and have been mostly focusing on fancying up existing dishes with new sauces. i like a tangy, zesty pizza, and i finally perfected my dipping sauce.

 -2 parts relish

-1 part mustard

-2 jalapeños, mashed/diced

-3 parts water

-2 parts canola oil

-sprinkle of dill

for a standard large pizza, i use about 1 and 1/2 to 2 cups of zesty sauce to gently cover the entire pie, and then any additional sauce can be used to dip up the slice. goes so well with the pepperoni flavor.

i (37m) am uncertain in regards to my gender expression. i have been hung up lately on this, because i am noticing that it seems white women are behind the wheel of fascism more than anyone. there seems to be some sort of bro-code that men of all races tend to stick with their brothers in the resistance, whether they are white, black, lgbt, etc, whereas women are more eager to plunge the country into outright dictatorship. white women are the first to complain about males around them, accuse others of harassment and cry "misogyny" when men rightfully call them out on their disgusting bigoted behavior. i worry for my brothers and nonbinary siblings of all races, creeds, and identity. i fear for antifascist men and trans women that they will fall victim of violence at the hands of white cis women. i am not in any way trying to be bigoted - i consider myself to be a male intersectional feminist. i try my best to always show kindness to all, but the overwhelming amount of karens in the world has me afraid for what is to come. i am hoping to reconcile these conflicting thoughts.

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hey folks! I was thinking of getting a small gift for some of my lucky doordash drivers. I struggle with ADHD and sometimes a big burger with cheese and relish or a nice pepperoni pizza is what I need to get through the day. I see my community of drivers as fighters in the resistance, and I've ordered some bumper stickers to give to drivers, "THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS". Would you prefer this to a cash tip on small orders? Thank you drivers for feeding our community of human beings fighting fascism!

I've been fiddling with my recipe for a nice zesty sauce to go on top of pep pizza. I recently tried this out and I think I've got it on a good place to share. -2 parts relish -1 part mustard -2 jalapeños, mashed/diced -3 parts water -2 parts canola oil -sprinkle of dill

I like to apply this very generously all over my pizza, about 2 cups for a standard large pizza. just thought I'd share!

I don't use a lot of fancy soaps or lotions, I have somewhat of a routine but not strict and not expensive stuff. I shower when necessarily, I rinse well between cheeks nearly every morning, I swab armpits and back of neck to remove excess sweat when I need to. Even when I am clean I notice the back of my neck tends to sweat more and get more greasy than the rest of my body, and sometimes the sweat will dry and turn into a salty crust. If I get sweaty again then it will be more irritating and foul, like a kind of meat odor that's a negative aroma. I do use a bit of full body deo on a q tip for hot spots like behind the knees, back of neck, tops of feet, thighs etc but no matter what the back of the neck is still more greasy and salty. I don't know what to do because my friend commented during a car ride that we must be by a landfill or sewage deposit, but I could tell he was avoiding the back of my neck or looking at it. Is there something I can do to make my neck smell cleaner?

its been a big few days, had a lot going on, spats with the roomie, ordered a pizza that got sat on, adhd flare up, but now i am finally chilling and relaxing. snuck my roomies burger earlier, got it in my room with lots of mustard, Mario Golf World Tour on my 3DS w my spirit animal Rosalina by my side, and a couple 4lokos. very lowkey but nice.

Just tried this new recipe and thought I'd share:

4 parts mustard 1 part relish Pinch of salt, pepper, garlic powder 4 parts water 2 part pepperonis (baked til dark and crispy, put into food processor) 2 parts canola oil Sprinkle of dill

This works as a high protein alternative to chips and dip! Thank me later!

first time poster, been lurking anonymously for a long time. so... here we go.

my roommate(35m) and I (37m) were eating some pizza, i went in for my fourth slice, and grabbed another paper plate, when roomie asked me if I could reuse the same one. I have sensory needs, and I strongly dislike reusing paper plates, dealing with silverware, dirty dishes, etc. I would rather just grab a new plate. This isn't quality dishware, it doesn't matter, its a paper dixie plate, not fine china. He could buy the good stuff if he wanted to, he has the money (and more). In the past he had normal silverware we used, but he got super pissed and decided to store it in his ROOM because he thought I wasn't cleaning them enough - AKA he wanted everything perfect. I told him, admittedly not in the nicest way, that I wasn't going to do that. He said that we were running out of the new packs of plates and cups he had bought and wouldn't have enough for lunch tomorrow. At this point frankly I felt like he was trying to guilt me, and like he was using the financial leverage that "he bought the plates" against me, which is straight up manipulative. I started to get very irritated, it had been a long day for me and I have been struggling with my mental health recently, especially with the state of things in the United States this past year, I get very drained just trying to survive each day. I said some things I regret, but I didn't want to blow up, so I left the kitchen and just went to bed. When I saw roomie today after he came home from work, he still seemed upset. I was finally relaxing for once with my switch and actually managed to enjoy myself during the day, but he started it all up again and basically accused me of being dirty and "not cleaning ANYTHING" and just exagerrating and getting on my case. He said that he had a problem with cleaning up after me last night, putting away the food, taking out the trash, cleaning off the counter, whatever else things he made up. I told him that I had been stressed out and he was just making it worse, and then he started telling me I needed to either clean my own dishes or buy my own paper plates and food and at that point I could tell that he was just trying to control me. He makes more money than me and he has been the one buying the kitchen supplies for a while and I know that he can easily afford it. He is not struggling. I thought I would come to reddit to get some opinions from people who hopefully arent as uptight. I'm not saying I'm perfect but AITAH?