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▲ 110 r/Jokes

A gang of bandits in the Wild West are journeying back to their hideout after a heist

A gang of bandits in the Wild West are journeying back to their hideout on horseback after a heist. Their newest member is bringing up the rear and acts as the lookout. After a while, the lookout sees a speck on the horizon behind them.

He calls to the gang leader. "Boss, the Sheriff is tailing us. Right now, he's about this big on the horizon" he says making a pinching gesture with his fingers to describe the size of the Sheriff from where they can see him

The gang leader says "Keep an eye on him and we'll deal with him if he gets too close"

As the hours go by, the silhouette of the Sheriff behind them gets bigger and bigger, until suddenly he vanishes. When they get to the hideout, the Sheriff is already there with a whole squadron of Marshals backing him up.

The gang leader says "Kill the Sheriff!"

The lookout says "How can I? I've known him since he was this big"

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u/Coralthesequel — 3 days ago
▲ 290 r/TopCharacterTropes

Villain who thinks they suffered and have a tragic backstory, when really they're just a spoiled brat having a tantrum because they didn't get their way

Arkhamverse - Hush claims the Wayne family destroyed his life and made him suffer, but later it's revealed he killed his own parents by cutting their brake cables so he wouldn't have to wait to get their fortune, but that was cut short when Thomas Wayne performed a life-saving surgery on his mother and denied him his early inheritance

Psychonauts - Gristol Malik claims the Psychonauts destroyed Grulovia and the country was perfect before they came along, when really things were only perfect for him. He lived a life of luxury while his subjects suffered in poverty, and his parents regularly sicced their attack dog Maligula on peaceful protestors. All the Psychonauts did was put a stop to all that, and even after that he was more or less still living a luxurious life just with not as much caviar as he liked to eat

The Incredibles - Syndrome claims Mr. Incredible failed him as an icon but conveniently forgets he was interfering in the arrest of a supervillain and his own recklessness almost got a whole train full of people killed. It's even implied that wasn't the first time he'd hounded Bob about becoming his sidekick and Bob tried several times to let him down gently before getting mad.

u/Coralthesequel — 3 days ago
▲ 25 r/HeroForgeMinis

Does this face look close enough to a silver dragonborn? I chose this face mainly because it's more expressive than the actual dragon faces

u/Coralthesequel — 5 days ago
▲ 1.2k r/TopCharacterTropes

Family Guy - Peter reminisces when he did drugs once and says 'Things got way too real'

Family Guy again - Brian and Stewie get lost in the Multiverse and accidentally wind up in the live action world briefly

The Simpsons - Homer starts panicking at the thought of his dad and Marge's mom being in a relationship and their kids turning into 'horrible freaks with pink skin, no overbites and five fingers on each hand'

SpongeBob - The crew join Squidward's band and are taken up to a human football stadium on the surface and the fish all assume the human audience are just horrendously mutated fish

u/Coralthesequel — 10 days ago
▲ 603 r/TopCharacterTropes

Gears of War - Kim, the idealistic leader of Delta Squad, is stabbed and killed by General RAAM and now Marcus, a guy who just got out of prison, has to take over as squad leader

Fargo - Vern, the chief of Bemidji police and town hero, is shot and killed by Malvo, and now his deputy Molly is left having to solve an entire murder conspiracy on her own.

Invincible - The Guardians of the Globe are assassinated by Omni-Man in episode 1 since they were the most immediate threat to his mission, and now Mark and the new guardians have to live up to their shining example

u/Coralthesequel — 12 days ago