r/venturebros

Neopups are a new subspecies of Dog clone-grown from a single parent with the missing half of DNA filled in with one half randomly mutated DNA and one half Cyberorganically augmented stem cells giving them hyper boosted immune systems. this was made possible through a series of medical processes invented by Bluey herself that would of made her a multi millionaire except that she declined to patent it so it could be more easily replicated worldwide especially in countries experiencing higher infant and natal mortality rates after the RNA-Wars.

I think if the show had gone on this would have made it into the canon somewhere.

What else do you think they would’ve worked in? I could see Pete White saying something about Chappell Roan

Personally i think Brock in that universe is basically Doomslayer in a way or have a Cybernetic arm like The Winter Soldier or his bowie knife is made of unbreakable alloy or energy.

Brock Samson is already a badass in the Current venture Bros Universe i like to think in this universe where the Doc is successful, competent and smart, he would have upgrade Helper, and brock can go on more missions with the OSI and actually be in a relationship with Molotov

He has armor like doomslayer, its mainly for protection then enhancements and he only wears it if its necessary, he has a left cybernetic arm, and his bowie knife is unbreakable

Like woman spent 20 years on a plan to "free" Sheila from her life as a woman behind a man. Which is extra funny since the rules of feminism are on Sheila's side as she realized she sucked at solo villainy and chose the role she's in. (Rule 1: Was this your choice? Rule 2: Do you have equal rights to men? Both yes.)

This whole plan screams Debra doesn't realize she's gay and in love with Sheila.

1. Jonas Venture (The Venture Bros)

In a world of super-scientists and supervillains, there is nobody more respected than Jonas Venture. Jonas was an adventurer and a pioneer in super science (experimental science that represents the potential of the future). With the help of his associates on Team Venture and his 8 year-old son Rusty, Jonas would scour the world in the 60’s, defeating bad guys, finding artifacts, and looking dashing all the while.

Of course, that’s all for the cameras. In reality, Jonas Venture was a gallivanting jackass who only viewed people as means of entertaining him. He got his kicks off of putting villains, friends, and his own son in humiliating or dangerous situations, and regularly abandoned his own super science projects when he lost interest in them, leaving many of the half-baked inventions and projects for the modern Team Venture to deal with. Even the current hero/villain system is a result of Jonas deciding that it was more fun to watch broken adults mask up and fight rather than actually work out their own issues.

In the present day, Jonas Venture is viewed with reverence, but as the show goes on, we see the deeper and deeper depths he sunk to. Rusty, now a broken husk of a man who's been so thoroughly traumatized that he's functionally immortal to psychological breaking, outwardly refers to Jonas as a shitty parent, and consistently has to clean up Jonas's messes. If there's something that's going wrong in the Venture Bros, it's no stretch to say that somewhere, somehow, Jonas is the cause of it.

2. The Ancestor (Darkest Dungeon)

In Darkest Dungeon, you play as a nobleman who answers a letter from their now-deceased ancestor, who recently called you to action. He states that after base pleasures started getting boring for him, he started experimenting with more occultist passions out of simple boredom, leading him to discover some truly Eldritch horrors. His spirit narrates the events of the story, and spoonfeeds you information about his "passions".

As it turns out, the forces of Evil and Darkness wouldn't have gotten nearly as far without the ancestor's help. The ancestor seemed to abdicate his morality altogether in his search for new and exciting pleasures, and he couldn't help but resist fucking over anyone who he deemed as lesser than himself. Nearly every enemy is a result of the Ancestor personally screwing over their team. The undead corpses stem from his necromancer associates, who he killed after stealing their ideas. The brigands harassing the woods were employed by him to keep order over the villagers when they realized their liege was a psychopath. The miners he hired to excavate his estate were abandoned to forestall his own inevitable demise. He couldn't even help but fucking over an innocent miller for the crime of asking him for help with a poor harvest, resulting in the Miller and his people becoming mindless and suffering horrors.

While the Darkest Dungeon is all about exploring and defeating the primeval horrors within, the Ancestor is proof that such horrors pale in the comparison of the horrific potential of one selfish man.

3. Jimmy (Mouthwashing)

TW: Rape

Jimmy is a copilot for the company Pony Express*,* and acting captain after his friend and pilot Curly crashed the Tulpar into an asteroid, rendering him a horrifically-burnt invalid. Jimmy is struggling as the captain, and often castigates or pulls rank over the remaining crew members (Swansea the mechanic, Daisuke the Intern, and Anya the Doctor). Their situation is desperate, as their engines have been disabled and they are running on limited rations.

As the game goes on, we get flashbacks that lead into the main story, and the main story turns progressively worst. We find out that Pony Express was going bankrupt, leading Jimmy to fall into despair as he knew his future prospects were limited. He attacked and raped Anya weeks into the voyage, causing her to become pregnant. Knowing that he would be fired and arrested once the mission finally landed, Jimmy waited for the crew to go to sleep, and then took control of the ship and set it on a suicide collision against an asteroid. Curly attempted to right the ship's course, but this resulted in a partial collision and his devastating state at the beginning of the game.

Jimmy claims he can "fix his mistakes", but never truly acknowledges his fuckups, least of all his rape of Anya. His terrible leadership and continued abuse of the crew results in Daisuke's death after he makes a misinformed decision and manipulates Daisuke into going through with it. Anya ends up killing herself rather than spend more time on the ship with her abuser, and Swansea (justifiably) attempts to kill Jimmy when Jimmy grabs the Captain's emergency pistol. Stuck by himself and with Curly, Jimmy deludedly thinks he can fix his mistakes by force-feeding Curly chunks of his own flesh to prevent him from starving, and then puts Curly in a cryogenic chamber to "save" him (likely condeming him to starvation when the cyrogenics wears off, as nobody knows the current state of the Tulpar) before using the gun to kill himself.

Jimmy is a despised character, but one of the most horrifying aspects of him is his delusion in thinking he is still the good guy the whole time through. The plot happens and worsens because he selfishly cannot let go of the idea that he can "fix his mistakes", and he consistently refuses to see reality and retreats further into comforting lies that he's the hero.

"My Dad is this black belt in a martial art. You've never heard of it."

"Yeah I work 12 hour days in a motor pool on the weekends. It's a hard job, but I'm good with cars!" He was 12-13 in Middle School during this time.

"I have training on how to use a Chain-axe."

Was Marco the name of the orphan and was playing Marco Polo just a macabre coincidence?

It's a painting of Colbert as Gollum. Jake Tapper is the artist. I could totally see this be in an episode. Going to miss this show too.

Had a blast making the main four in Tomodachi… love this game!