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My brain came up with this monstrosity today (artistic rendition by me).

I was really upset because I couldn't detach this coffin ahh looking grill from my bike and had a smart idea to go up to some random grandma and ask her to clean it, which she did. She covered it in baking soda and set it on fire, afterwards we grilled some barbecue, in the process, one of the locks fell off. I was really happy about it and didn't notice that my shies started burning, and i accidentally cover them in soot. Later, when I got home, my mkm scolded me for it.

So basically the game starts when they break into your house and tell you their mission is classified, so you can't get them to leave. Naturally, you use this opportunity to date them!

The post got 89.5B Upvotes and 34.4K Downvotes. And the comments were all shaming the people who downvoted the post

Yes this is a bathroom and yes it’s mine

It was the last thing I remember dreaming about last night. Apparently, I was transported to Minecraft in that dream while this god-like entity was about to annihilate some people on their base. And for some reason I spontaneously just trash talked in front of them about their terrible base building skills because it does look like a bunch of nonsense. I think I saw it visibly folding from those insults until I woke up.

The god-like entity was like the Wither Storm in Minecraft Story Mode, but it had no mouth and limbs; just white pupils and a black void body.

Also, IRL I don't really trash talk. I mostly just chill out because hate is overrated.

This is used when something un-expected happens and you don’t know how to react. However this can NOT be used by any Andrew’s. In my dream a big storm happened and was ONLY announced on twitter and this was the only reply, then it was flooded with this image and this image only. Also all the people who were named Andrew who used it were cancelled completely.

I've got, no idea what this means mate

and everyone just kept spamming this meme ???

there was a new term too: geckomaxxing

the rest of the dream was dope tho I wore something cute and went out at 10pm without any fear

[TRIGGER WARNING: THERE BE SOME BLOOD]

It was the morning of September 6, 2024. The first comic represents what actually happened in the dream. The initial dream was more gruesome, so I had to change it up a bit. I turned the musket with the bayonet into a baseball bat.

The other three pages are continuations that weren’t actually dreams.

I called the series What Could Go Wrong?, and I mostly did it for my video editing class, with new episodes coming out every week (or every other week).

I did this throughout the fall, but I lost motivation when my computer crapped out on me.

Nevertheless, this was pretty fun to make, and I’m hoping to do a remake when I get a new computer so that I can flesh out the story more.

im sick and despite having no interest in romantic comedies, i took a nap and dreamt that i wrote a romance novel and it was adapted into a movie.

here is what i remember:

a young American woman named Tonya English (her name is relevant later) is dragged by her family on a vacation to an unspecified city in Ireland (its actually intentionally unspecificied with the city in the movie being an amalgamation of multiple cities.) while on their way back to the airport, she gets separated from her family at a bus terminal and ends up missing her flight. with no money and no way to get home, she wanders into a pub and meets some locals. she sings a song with some of them, and also meets a young lesbian who offers to help her out. at the same time though, the middle aged owner of the pub begins eyeing her.

she leaves the pub with the other girl, and tonya suggests going into the nearest catholic church to see if someone in there can help, since she is also catholic and the church is where she always goes for help in the small town in ohio where she is from. when they wander in looking for someone, though, she stumbles into the back room where some shady mob dealings are going on, being headed by the pub owner from earlier. the girls flee, but the pub owner saw them and now is sending goons to persue her through the streets of the city.

at one point while running from the mob, she sees a young man and becomes infatuated with him, much to the chagrin of the young lesbian who is helping her out. the lesbian brings her back to the house where she lives and introduces her to her roommates/bandmates, but the goons catch up with her and she has to run again.

this all leads up to the climax where the middle aged pub owner/mob boss has her tied up to a chair and is telling her that she has to keep quiet and also marry him, to "atone for the sins of her ancestors". she explains that her ancestors aren't actually english, they just chose that name when they immigrated to the US.

somehow she escapes, and i have no idea what happens after this point.

the name of the movie was "Wild & Green".