Login

r/monkeyspaw

▲ 6 r/monkeyspaw

I wish for 40 billion US dollars legally transferred post taxes into a secured and insured bank account under my name and social security number that I maintain access to at all times and can regularly monitor while the dollar maintains its relative global value and my new 40 billion does not have..

reddit.com
u/PULSE-TSG — 12 hours ago
🔥 Hot ▲ 78 r/monkeyspaw

I wish that every 12th nerd in the world will be able to use to force from star wars the next time they try and then never again.

reddit.com
u/Jusselle — 14 hours ago
▲ 16 r/monkeyspaw

I wish I could make any person instantly and safely teleport to any location on the surface of the Earth by sealing a piece of their hair inside a paper envelope, writing the destination coordinates on the front, and then setting the envelope on fire.

reddit.com
u/Intangerine — 19 hours ago
▲ 6 r/monkeyspaw

I wish to now live in a Japanese feudal style castle situated on Asteroid with the measurements of 934 km in diameter, the asteroid hover 2 miles above the following Earth coordinates of 31.77° N latitude and 35.21° E longitude.

reddit.com
u/Tulpah — 14 hours ago
▲ 29 r/monkeyspaw

I wish everyone named Mac/ Mack, mackie or similar names would have 1 kilo of shredded cheddar cheese thrown in their faces

reddit.com
u/Joensen27 — 19 hours ago
▲ 1 r/monkeyspaw

I wish that men's and women's hair / hairstyles swapped so that men had long thick hair and women had buzz cuts and baldness.

reddit.com
u/soap_coals — 2 hours ago