u/Intangerine

▲ 16 r/monkeyspaw

I wish I could make any person instantly and safely teleport to any location on the surface of the Earth by sealing a piece of their hair inside a paper envelope, writing the destination coordinates on the front, and then setting the envelope on fire.

u/Intangerine — 22 hours ago

▲ 10 r/monkeyspaw

I wish that I could see infrared and ultraviolet, in addition to the color spectrum I currently see.

u/Intangerine — 3 days ago